Dodgypotato

Banned because I'm the best

Banned because no one understands the dodgypotato.

Banned because pigs are my favourite animal, elephants my second, and cows my third.

I know right? I mean, what even is a quark? Therefore he doesn't exist either! (;

I ban you for not being immune to brainwashing as every god/aromantic should be.

Background: I visited Zema's house yesterday, and they drove me home. We hung out in my room a while afterwards before they left. This morning: Dad: "So, is he your boyfriend?" Me: "... No. They're not even into women. They're asexual." (I'm closeted in all shapes and forms.) Dad (thinking I was talking about myself?): *turns away* "That's bullshit. You like girls?" Me: "No..? I said zema, and not into women." Dad: "That's f-ing weird. Why're you mixing with him them?" Me: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? -5 minutes later, me in the other room with my cat trying to eat my hair- *dad walks over to me* Dad: "So what's this... Asexual?" Me: "It means... You're not interested in anyone... In that way..." *awkwardly, kind of put on the spot* Dad: "Bullshit." Me: "What do you mean?" Dad: "I've never heard of that. That's bullshit." (he really seems to like the world bullshit) Me: "People can be attracted to the same gender, opposite, or both-" (my parents are too closed-minded to think there's more than 2 genders, I have to go along with it while I'm with them) "-, so why not none?" Dad: "Whatever. I've never heard of it." *mutters some more* Unless he's completely stupid, he's going to put 2 and 2 together and figure out that I'm asexual as well. Or at least 'think' I am, in his opinion.

@aihpen THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE PAPO FAMILY!!!! ...... BUT YOUR LACK OF CAPITAL LETTERS IS DISTURBING.

Banned for dobbing on me

Banned because

PAPOS FOR WORLD/GALAXY/UNIVERSE LEADER!

It's poisoned. I wish that I could play video games for a living.

Mad potatoes

mad dogs

Death (to) dogs

Zema death

Friendly death

Banned for not using enough emoticons to express your love for emoticons. :PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

Banned because there's no such thing an an irrational fraction.

Banned for reasons that are 10/0.

You do, and there's only 1: we all die in 1 year, and no one has any control over their paths/there is no possible variation. I wish that I could be rich.

You do, you stop worrying and then the material stuff overwhelms you and you die. I wish I could get a PhD in astrophysics.

I enjoy having the occasional beer. It doesn't even taste that good, so I don't know why. It's just... Nice. It must have good effects, because I won my first game of Settlers of Catan whilst drinking. Everyone else had milkshakes and hot chocolate and stuff.

Hahaha that's great logic! I like it. I thought crush = member of the opposite sex that you'd like to be friends with. Because all members of the opposite sex had cooties that you'd die if you caught. So you couldn't normally be friends. D: Me too about the weddings! I never imagined anything like that! I was always pretending to live in Hogwarts and stuff!!!