Dodgypotato

It was the Spudocalypse, come to Uranus!

One of my friends: "I would consider it if you asked me out." Me: ........ Thinking: 'But I've already told you I'm aromantic???' ............... Out loud: "....... Umm..." *gives her a 'what are you trying to say?' look* Her: "Ahhhhh nevermind! Forget I said it!" Me: "Okay!" ???? I am so confused. She seems very desperate! She previously told me that she'd probably go out with anyone if they asked. Why would you be that desperate for someone to date???

What about the misconception that aromantic people, "Just can't get a date." "Why are all aromantic people ugly?"

Banned for having feelings.

I ban you for following the herd!

Jaffa, kree! You're banned!

The man decided to use a Gaussian surface to measure the romantic flux.

SPY KIDS IS AMAZZIINNNGG!!! I'M NOT A PERSON.

Banned for writing all of your posts in blue!

INCREDIBLES II WILL BE AMAZING!!!!

Banned for banning me with a biscuit.

My friend had three crushes... AT THE SAME TIME. How does THAT happen!?

Banned for not having a compound username.

Unbeknownst to them both, eating Dodgypotato had resulted in the man becoming the Romantic Source; the Uranian-space-snake that Dodgypotato touched had been tainted. RIP ME!!! ;~; ;~;

Banned because it's all your fault.

But the sword turned out to be a Uranian-space-snake! (Don't question the science)

Banned because I AM THE FUTURE.

Banned because it's Gruntilda's hat not the sorting hat!

Banned for smiling too much.

Banned because my middle name is thinking. Dodgy 'Thinking' Potato.

Banned for not thinking for yourself.

Banned so that you can't stop Apple Cake from taking over the world. All hail Apple Cake.

There was a terrible smell in the air (potatoes don't need oxygen).

When growing up, my dad felt the need to ask me quite frequently if I, 'like any boys at school?'. I would always reply, "No, they're all hideous." When I was about 15 and still saying that, my sister realised I was ace. She tried to tell me, but I ignored her.