Dodgypotato

Banned for being a shameless shameful upside-down dog.

Chocolate treat

Banned for being so critical. Shame.

Banned for never letting it go! ;~; And banned for being a dog. I ban you for everything!

Banned for using an emoji.

WE'D DONE THAT STUFF BEFORE 1,000 TIMES! D;

BUT CAPSLOCKIA IS A PERMANENT VACATION!!!

Banned because there's no such thing as the church of the holy potato. Let's get to it.

I THINK OUR CAPS LOCK WERE ALL BROKEN. A TRAGIC 3 DAYS. NEVER FORGET.

Banned because I claim the almighty potato title and I want no opposition.

Apparently not, I asked my friend how her first (education) class went, and she replied, "There weren't any good looking guys there." I was like, "... That's not what I asked." x D

I NEED TO TRY THAT, @Vega!!! I AM BRINGING MARSHMALLOWS TO EVERY PHYSICS CLASS JUST IN CASE FROM NOW ON.

Banned for having money in your profile pic.

Tortilla turtles

Lmao wtf. That is one of the weirder logical reasoning cases I've seen in a while! Is she better now??? That's dumb! D: __ Before I knew that crushes were real and that I was ace and aro and all that, someone asked me what I find attractive in people. I had no idea what to say. I was like, "Uhh.. Umm... I... I guess.. If people are kind and nice??? I've never really thought about it??? WHATABOUTYOU?" I must have come across as super weird. He started talking about liking tall women or something stupid like that. Then I dug myself into like 10 holes. I was stumbling so much and so lost and confused he must have thought I had a crush on him or something.

GLORY TO CAPSLOCKIA! WHO SHALL I PAY THE TOLL TO, ALMIGHTY BORDER POLICE? @OPTIMISTICPESSIMIST CAN I PLEASE SEE THE FOOD FIRST?

My friend asking me what my wedding will be like. Cue 15 minutes of me explaining how I'll set it up like the Great Hall in Harry Potter, and I'll make the seating arrangements so that I can just sort everyone into their houses, and me and my closest friends and family can be the teachers, and I'll dress as Dumbledore.. And so on and so on. Then I remembered you're actually supposed to marry someone. So I said scrap that, that money goes to the fifth/sixth course of food. ... And maybe I'll just make that my yearly party. Should have plenty of money with no partner and no kids, right?

I ONLY HAVE 6 POSTS GUYS. GET ON MY LEVEL PLEASE. BTW, FIRST CAPSLOCKIA POST, I HAVE BEEN TRAINING MY FINGERS FOR EONS FOR THIS.

I've come out 3 times now. 1. My sister: totally accepting, she realised I was ace long before I did, and suggested it to me (and I completely ignored her). She's fine with my aro-ness as well. 2. My best friend: accepted, but I don't think she understands. She was pretty much like, "Ok, cool." I pranked her once and hacked my friends Skype and told her I was gay and had been seen kissing another friend. She completely freaked out and started caps-locking-me-out over skype. Not sure what that means. Why would it matter if I were gay to her so much? 3. A random friend who asked if I were gay: I said no, I'm asexual. She assumed that that included my romantic orientation as well since she has no idea they can be split. She laughed as if I told I joke and I said, "I'm serious. I'm asexual. I'm not attracted to anyone. I've never had a crush before." All she said was, "We'll see." That's pretty much the equivalent of, "You just haven't met 'THE (right) ONE' yet!" response, haha.

Yum! Fairy bread?