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  1. Dodgypotato
    "It is rumoured that one is on Uranus; luckily in our youth, Dodgypotato and I built a spaceship/spacepotato."
  2. Dodgypotato
    So the quick-witted dodgypotato cast a spell which flung spud into the hypersexual undead moose and it fell to the ground, dead again.
  3. Dodgypotato

    CAPSLOCKIA

    Dodgypotato replied to Spud's topic in Aro-cade

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
  4. Dodgypotato
    A loud crashing brought their attention to a certain dead-looking moose staggering towards the succubi.
  5. Dodgypotato
    "Perhaps, but you must get past 100 succubi without falling to temptation before I will give it to you."
  6. Dodgypotato
    And suddenly, dodgypotato turned, "Mwhahahahaha, I AM THE WITCH!!!"
  7. Dodgypotato
    So Dodgypotato melted the ice cream with their magical powers.
  8. Dodgypotato
    Banned for saying banned twice in your banning of Louis who banned me. Banned.
  9. Dodgypotato
    Banned for talking to me in chat.
  10. Dodgypotato
    But accepted it, because dodgypotato (the incredibly sexy beast they are) confirmed that Spud was telling the truth.
  11. Dodgypotato
    They travelled to the mystical land of Adelaide, Australia, where the witch was rumoured to be. (*cough* my old English teacher *cough*)
  12. Dodgypotato
    Uggghhhh save me. I just got my fourth squish today. Save me. My last one literally almost killed me. I'm not using literally as meaning figuratively there. I mean literally. He also saved my life though.. Anyway. I think it may be because he might look a tiny bit like Snape LOL. Save me. He's really nice. ;~; I think I can understand how people get crushes now. It just happens. Save me.
  13. Dodgypotato
    Ahh I would have done the same! That's kind of shitty that they asked you something private like that in front of other people... And sent someone in their place..! Although I think I either give off an aromantic vibe or am really unattractive, because I've never been asked out before.
  14. Dodgypotato
    But the man was hungry after failing to eat Spud so he ate the policeman with eyes in the back of his head (he tasted like iecream).
  15. Dodgypotato

    Dad: "Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not gay."
    Me: *looks him the eyes* "I'm not gay."

    I couldn't stop smiling and laughing as I said it though (as the situation was ridiculous), so he totally did not believe me.

    Dad: "Ahh I don't care, I'll love you no matter what."
     

    *This occurred seconds after a gay man was on TV and dad and mum had finished flinging abuse at him because he liked wearing high heels.

  16. Dodgypotato
    Banned for not falling into a romantic relationship
  17. Dodgypotato
    Banned for poor reasons
  18. Dodgypotato
    But Spud turned into their final form: the Great Demonic Roasted Potato of Doom (GDR-PoD)!
  19. Dodgypotato
    "I can't deal with all this strain on my brain," he rhymed as he attacked spud.
  20. Dodgypotato
    Banned for attending a lecture while I skip. And banned for yelling.
  21. Dodgypotato
    Banned for defending and agreeing with me. ??? Question mark club ???
  22. Dodgypotato
    He just needed to travel around the world to find the 5 mystical keys to unlock the holy Celtic Sheep of Life's sanctuary.
  23. Dodgypotato
    He and the moose went everywhere together, in their wonderful QPR.
  24. Dodgypotato
    Banned because question marks are cooler?
  25. Dodgypotato
    Banned for being a shameless shameful upside-down dog.
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