AromanticAardvark

I'm offended that the person above me has a bird in their profile picture, and didn't specify which bird.

2081

False TPBM really likes ketchup

Yelling

In the car lol, I don't really fall asleep weird places. If you could have any type of pet, when in your life would you want it? And what letter would its name start with?

Bacon of Venice, by William Shakespeare

You do, but the game immediately crashes and is impossible to recover. I wish all the jobs I applied for would email me back within the next few weeks.

Shakespeare

I used to (and still do) leave the movie or close my eyes when the couple kissed. Dates I was fine with, mostly, because they could have been read as platonic, I think. But when they kissed, that was it for me. Also, I wanted a wedding, but I didn’t want to get married to a boy

I'm offended that you have a profile pic with what looks like a poop emoji and one of those sour belt candies

True, although it's more of a 'I think I would like it' than a 'I have tried it and liked it' TPBM likes to read fantasy books best

Middle ages

I would be definitely interested! I probably would be muted though