AromanticAardvark

Aero bars are peak aro culture, and mint Aero bars especially

Your revision is more effective, but only by a tiny amount I wish I wasn't too awkward to ask my former teacher for a reference

You could, but now you don't want to anymore I wish I could go to the Pride Parade in my city

Hi! Welcome to Arocalypse!

Wizard

I'm offended that you think people need a reason to be offended

Tiredd

Fish

I'm offended that you think we're having a moment

Soup

I'm offended that you, a person with A User as your username, think mine is too generic. Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

I'm offended you don't have a name as your username, just "A User"

I'm offended by the fact that you have NO colours in your avatar. And by the fact that the number of your posts is an angel number. Some people aren't Christian you know

Fight

This sounds like some combination of fictoromantic, like Alto said, and cupioromantic, maybe? Here are a couple of resources for each: https://www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Fictoromantic https://fictoromanticism.tumblr.com/faq https://www.asexuality.org/en/topic/208962-i-think-we-should-have-a-fictoromantic-thread/ https://aromantic.fandom.com/wiki/Cupioromantic https://taimi.com/wiki/cupioromantic-what-is-it-what-does-it-mean https://www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Cupioromantic

You can still identify as pansexual if you're aspec, and particularly if you're acespec (after all, you're still attracted to people in some capacity, I assume, since you said aceSPEC and not ace? Although even if you were just aroace, with no -spec, you could still ID as pan, since attraction doesn't always fit perfectly into a single, or even multiple, boxes). If you don't want to or you don't feel like that fits you, though, I'd recommend checking out the labels panalterous and panplatonic!

For me, we'd be purely platonic, but there would be a lot of the more physical boundaries that mostly just romantic relationships have (having sex, casual touches, kisses on the lips, etc). We might go on one-on-one hangouts a bunch, although they would ideally be very unromantic-coded things. Definitely no flowers or long walks on the beach or anything, but maybe we could go to a roller coaster park or Pride parade or something? Edit: I may have misread this. I wouldn't NEED ultimate trust, but it would be an important part, and I'd definitely want us to be able to talk to each other about anything. And I'd like us to at least care about each other a lot

I'm offended that you're scared of a smile

Waffles

You didn't have to. You chose to. Enjoy living with the consequences of your actions! You had all the choice in the world not to. I wish I didn't have to do 9 separate paragraphs for History by tomorrow

I say do it, you don't have to come out. If anyone asks what you are, just say you're queer and leave it at that (if you're comfortable with that ofc). It's none of anyone else's business, and it sounds like a good place to make some friends

I'm offended that you think his offence is offensive. And that you punctuated your sentence with a comma

Amogus

I probably would have just googled "top ten things that make a person attractive" and then picked which was important short-term and which was important long-term randomly

Definitely not for me, I'm a very social person