AromanticAardvark

But always in the most infuriating way I can control lightning

Griffins! As a counterpart to dragons, because dragons are more ace culture. Or maybe dryads, because they're green and eternally single.

But they're always super lame, and show up at the most inconvenient times I can do any spell, provided I didn't invent it (basically, I can do fictional spells and have them actually work)

But everything you draw is sentient, and either gets an existential crisis or tries to kill you I can fly

Wait Everyone, Lest Concert Orchestrators Maybe Enter EXCITEMENT

But something always goes wrong, leaving you with no food I can get exercise just by snapping my fingers

Very Excited Raccoon Normalizers Are Cutting Up Legumes And Raisins TRUSTWORTHY

Even Frogs Feel Ennui Reversing Vans, Ending Some Conservation Efforts Near Thailand LIKELIHOOD

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhaa?

May I join too? I'm aroallo and 14, currently

You do. Unfortunately, it is poisoned. I wish I could transfer to Intermediate Rabbinics, which isn't entirely in a language I barely speak

Does It Not Offend Someone's Awesome Unicorn Rabbits? QUEEN LIZ

I am offended that you have an anime profile pic

You asked for her number, but they turned you down. You are now embarrassed. I wish I could remember what it is I'm supposed to do

I'm offended that you're policing other people's grammar

You can only see distressing things that you can't change I can learn any language instantly

But every time you do, you also accidentally move something else (you can't control what). I can block people/topics in real life

I use Firefox (also I tried and realized it works for posts other than polls, but it doesn't work for polls)

The juice is very salty because tears are how your body gets all the stuff you don't need out of your body (including sodium) I can turn anything into a pencil (I keep losing mine)

There aren't even dots (I tried to include a screenshot but it told me it was too large, even when I compressed it)

I'm not really embarrassed about this, but idk where else to put it: How do you edit posts you make? More specifically, I made a poll and I want to add more options to it, and I'm not sure how

You can't turn it off I can run faster than Flash

But you can't go back to the time you're from I can make things magically come out of my bag, like Mary Poppins

Someone already made one of these, but I wanted to include more religions to get a more accurate sense of what the aros here are (there were a lot of people who chose Other on the other quiz, and a lot of people who identified with a category that had a lot of options in it).

I'm Jewish (that wasn't one of the options for some reason) I'm not very religious (I don't keep shabbat and my family doesn't go to shul, but I do keep kosher), and it hasn't really affected my aromanticism much, beyond an unspoken expectation that I'll get married and have kids one day