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queer_kaleidoscope

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  1. what if a magical genie appeared to you and asked you to make any wish and they would grant it so you wished to become the fastest sprinter in the world so the genie grants your wish but makes it so that you can only run a sub 10 second 100m in stilettos so you start your career as a track and field athlete and imediatly run the 100m in a record time of 9.49 seconds shattering usain bolt's previous record of 9.58 and you get to the olympics and they allow you to run in stilettos so you demolish the competition in the semi finals but once you get to the finals your stilettos malfunction and you break your ankle
  2. The gym is so busy after New Year’s…

    1. Alaska Native Manitou

      Alaska Native Manitou

      Don't worry. 1 out of 4 give up on their new years resolutions within a week; they'll all be gone by March.

  3. how is it 2023 already, my brain is stuck back in like 2018--

  4. From Antigone by Sophocles... It's an Ancient Greek play I had to read for school. (I had the quote copied because I was writing an essay)
  5. Idk, I have a lot of favorite foods but most of them have rice in them, so... rice? Rice is good. Bolo bao is my favorite sweet food, lots of good memories.
  6. Hey, welcome to arocalypse! Also I love Junji Ito as well, his art is amazing and I really like Uzumaki.
  7. i made rice the other day and forgot to wash it before cooking it. i feel like i've committed some sort of horrible crime--

    1. Atypique

      Atypique

      Wait- you need to wash it ?

    2. The Gray Warlock

      The Gray Warlock

      Hey don't feel bad. Last batch of rice I made about a dozen meal worms floated to the top as the water boiled.

  8. Pisistratus… the name of a character from The Odyssey. Idk I just like his name.
  9. First day of finals was today… only 2 more to go
  10. Shoutout to Edward Jenner for inventing the smallpox vaccine. 

  11. "Unfortunately, there was a miscommunication and the surgeon removes your whole top half. Fortunately, they save the correct half and you become a modern day Darth Maul."
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