WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, OH MY GOD, I WOULD PREFER TO BE ASLEEP TO THE END OF THE DAYS, AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE COOL DREAMS!
You know how to do trigonometry, but you do it better than everybody else in the world. You are a genius! The problem is that some weird villains kidnap you to study your brain and use it to create an army of evil robots to dominate humanity. Congratulations my friend, you have condemned us to be slaves.
I wish I had my top surgery done, I want my tits gone:(