omitef

Plastic (There's a song by Less Than Jake called Plastic Cup Politics)

Silver

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh I hate this test, it's based on so many sexist stereotypes and determines whether you're transgender based on gender identity disorder criteria (which is not inclusive of all transgender people). I took it once and it said I was an androgynous lesbian woman even though I'm an androgynous queer transman.  Guess I don't conform to stereotypes enough to qualify as a real man™. *sits in corner and pours salt everywhere*

hamster (I misread homer)

bart

cartoons

Bara

@Elise When I saw beach, I thought of the Nicki Minaj song "Starships," which opens with the line: "Let's go to the beach, each, let's go get away..."

@brsajo Squishes and crushes are not mutually exclusive. I've had two scrishes (love that word, btw), and I can relate to some of what you're feeling. This is how I tend to feel:

• Hey, they did something interesting/weird/cool that most people wouldn't have the courage/creativity/craziness to do in public. I like that. I want to get to know them better.
• I want to make them happy. I don't care if I'm doing this as their friend or lover. If they asked me to leave them alone forever, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
• Sometimes I might get jealous if I think they are crushing on someone else, but it's because I'm worried they'll stop being friends with me, not because they might be crushing.
• I can easily name a whole bunch of traits that I like about them.
• I feel as if I've known them forever.
• I trust them.
• Physical intimacy is nice, but unnecessary and significantly less important than emotional intimacy.

Rap

Now that I'm more aware of attractions other than romantic and sexual, I can happily ship beyond the seas of romantic love. There are many characters I ship together as passionate friends/queerplatonic partners.

Rock

Principal 

Poo

13

Capitalism

Eggs

Technicality

A distraction

7 (Why is 6 a perfect number?)

5

3

1!

5

3 (That's okay)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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