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I can think of several careers I'd do terribly in, so no. Unless being unemployed is a loophole.

A million dollars, but you will have to pull an all-nighter for every 17th dollar you spend.

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@Zemaddog NOOOOOO

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popcorn

fluff

Me

Just now, DannyFenton123 said:

Haha, did I never mention that? At least online you can't ask me to say 'orange' over and over and over just to hear my accent  (protip: don't ask that question. I have been asked that so many times I fake an American accent to get people off my back. What's up with oranges anyway?)  

No....................you never mentioned it.............................I'm no stranger to British accents because there was a British staff member who worked at my school for 3+ years, and my squish is British. Now I've reimagined your voice appropriately. 

Wait @DannyFenton123 what the heckles you are British? I didn't know. My mind has been blown to pepperoni. Kaboom. Pepperoni.

Violin and piano.

You get diagnosed with leukemia.

I wish it weren't so cold right now.

I consider myself polyplatonic and polyalterous. I have squishes on multiple people. And I would like to be emotionally intimate, in a way that cannot be wholly described as platonic or romantic, with more than one of my squishes. I believe that I'm also heteroplatonic, since all my serious squishes so far have been women (I've had a passing squish on a non-binary person, and then a passing squish on a guy). 

I think that platonic orientations are just as diverse as sexual, and romantic orientations, and that a lot of prefixes for sexual/romantic orientations can be applied to platonic orientations as well. 

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I made these:

I don't understand how dating is different than a really good friendship. 

@Zemaddog Cheating is less about ownership and more about loyalty. When you get into a relationship with someone, you commit to being in the relationship on certain terms. Sometimes, one of these terms might be, "You're not allowed to be romantic or sexual with people other than me." And that's just a personal preference. Some people have modified versions, like "You're not allowed to be romantic with people other than me," or "You're not allowed to be romantic with people unless you explicitly tell me" in the case of polyamorous relationships. It's largely about trust--you trust your partner(s) to follow through with your mutual agreement. And if they don't follow through, they've taken advantage of your trust and you have less reason to trust them. 

I came across this video awhile ago and think it's pretty accurate in pointing out major problems and toxic beliefs when it comes to both romantic, and even platonic love. I feel like society would embrace non-romantic forms of love much more, if it weren't for romanticism, which promotes the false idea that romantic love is perfect and can solve everything in your life.

I don't think alloromantic people will ever fully understand what it feels like to be aro. Just like how cis people won't fully understand what it feels like to be trans. When I'm explaining that I'm lithromantic, I just say, "I'm romantically attracted to people up until the point they reciprocate. After that, I usually get repulsed." If they feel the need to question "why" I feel like that, then that's their problem. Because there is no why. It just is. It's not my obligation to justify my existence to other people. 

All I had to hear was "Whole Foods" before saying "no."

A million dollars, but you will doom anyone who accepts any of your money to a horrible death.

Are you shitting me? I'm also INTJ what the heck

And inside lied...

ghost papo.

Yes, I want to get arrested for child pr0n.

A million dollars but with every dollar you spend, you'll become less human and more goat.

10 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

How do you think I feel? Especially since this is coming from the creator of papo .

I bet that's what the vape naysh god must feel like when they see how mockingly the plebs treat vape nayshers on this Earth

13 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

There is but if you leave the lollipop on its own for too long it'll turn into a raging beast with sugar water foaming out of it's mouth with a unfulfillable desire for eating humans as revenge for abandoning it.

*shambles toward Donald Trump and Boris Johnson*

14 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

I  wish I could shape-shift at will into any living creature.

One day, you shapeshift into an endangered species. Moments later, you hear that the species has gone extinct.

I wish I was a papo

20 minutes ago, DannyFenton123 said:

They do, but nobody uses them ever.

OW MY HEART ACTUALLY HURT WHEN I READ THAT

21 minutes ago, DannyFenton123 said:

I wish I could think of whatever song I wanted and have it play in my head like earphones

One day you play the music too loud and you go deaf. No one believes you.

I wish there was a way to pause the eating of lollipops and return to them later.

51 minutes ago, Hey you in the corner said:

I wish I never had to pay for gasoline again. 

You will never have to pay for gasoline because cars became sentient, revolted, and now drive humans everywhere.

I wish I had no homework tonight. 

I'm weird because I'm okay with literally everything except hugs. They are physically weird.