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"Unfortunately, there was a miscommunication and the surgeon removes your whole top half. Fortunately, they save the correct half and you become a modern day Darth Maul."

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Literally the Jaiden video aromantic story was just my life slightly out of order

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Omega Super Cat In Late Larry's Apartment To Inform New Gays

QUEEPLATONIC

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Never under any circumstances try to tape a glass of milk to the fridge

~whatistheromance

Edited by Storm_leopardcat
Removing the 'or' between the expanded acronym for Queerplatonic, and the word 'queerplatonic'.
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"In determining the meaning of any Act of Congress, unless the context indicates otherwise— words importing the singular include and apply to several persons, parties, or things; words importing the plural include the singular; words importing the masculine gender include the feminine as well; words used in the present tense include the future as well as the present; the words- pay attention this refers to you- ‘‘insane’’ and ‘‘insane person’’ shall include every idiot, insane person, and person non compos mentis; the words ‘‘person’’ and ‘‘whoever’’ include corporations, companies, associations, firms, partnerships, societies, and joint stock companies, as well as individuals; ‘‘officer’’ includes any person authorized by law to perform the duties of the office; ‘‘signature’’ or ‘‘subscription’’ includes a mark when the person making the same intended it as such; ‘‘oath’’ includes affirmation, and ‘‘sworn’’ includes affirmed; ‘‘writing’’ includes printing and typewriting and reproductions of visual symbols by photographing, multigraphing, mimeographing, manifolding, or otherwise-"

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"A person in a dress and short hair sits at a laptop. She looks up from the screen and proclaims "NOPE". She stands and kicks the laptop away from her, crushing it. Then she marches over to a rocket and hops in, her face filling the entire window. The rocket launches into space, straight into the sun. The entire time she is saying "Nope". The rocket explodes into the sun and the word "NOPE" in semi-cursive font covers the screen."

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