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"I THINK WE FEATURED IN THEIR NIGHTMARES"

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I forgot I had this ...

"I had a project and my main part was dramatically running into the room, falling, and throwing papers everywhere"

I came out to my mom as a therian and she said "that sounds like a mental illness" NOOO IT'S NOT, MOTHER

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MY SPELDLING IS ABOSULTY PERFECT

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

"Some kid: *intentionally draws bad picture* I drew shrek. Recess monitor: Oh, really? I thought it was a self portrait."

Ohhhhhhhhhh gosh, I got into a selective enrollment school this year (it's a year advanced) and my dad bought me a 7th grade math book to do all in like three weeks before school started to catch up, and when I said I couldn't do it, he was like "BUT YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT AND YOU'LL HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE IF YOU DON'T >:( >:( >:("

Q: what's your greatest wish? A: oh, the romance? I killed it

WINGS OF FIRE WINGS OF FIRE WINGS OF FIRE WINGS OF FIRE WINGS OF FIRE WINGS OF FIRE

dance- she's super nice and always helps kids when they have problems and SUPER lgbtq+ and neurodivergent friendly, she doesn't make us do moves that are too hard for us, and isn't scared to suspend bullies

oh yeah, my dad taught me algebra when I was in second grade and got mad at me when I forgot, I'm a straight A student so I'm expected to be some kind of super-genius, some of my earliest memories are my dad constantly berating me about grades "YOU GOT A 97 WHY?????? STUDY HARDER TO GET A 100!!!!!!!!!!!!"

my parents aren't Asian, my mom's white and my dad's Latino, but boy do they act like that stereotype. they ABSOLUTELY hate me oh, and they're not letting me move to a different city when I go to college bc they want to stay in control of me

my parents have threatened to cut me off from talking to my friends countless times, (sometimes by throwing away my electronic devices... sometimes by other stuff) the worst things they've ever threatened were... hitting me super hard, putting me in a school where everyone hates me, and shipping me off to another country with my even worse family members YET THEY STILL WORSHIP MY SISTER'S EVERY TEMPER TANTRUM LIKE IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD (dang I gotta move this conversation to the vent thread)

not to take away from your experience, but that's exactly what's happening to me right now. my parents have absolutely no sense of boundaries, they'll call me insensitive and a narcissist for standing up for myself when they yell at me, and they've threatened to do terrible things. I just CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE and I wish either them, or me, would die

I'm so sorry about that... idk how I can help but if you need to talk I'm always here! oh, I'm definitely self destructing because of my parents' existence as well

OMG ARO MART I am just a fool to keep on chasing after nothing great You are just a fool to keep pretending that you're loving me I don't know where I'm supposed to go

HECK YEAH TIME LOOPS

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