smac n cheese

:D I'm going to my grandma's house, she's awesome!

:D

YESSSSS SPRING BREAK STARTS IN 4 DAYS

SAME THO

Interaction between my friends: Friend #1: "Violence isn't the answer" Friend #2: "You're right" Friend #1: *sighs in relief* Friend #2: "Violence is the question" Friend #1: "What?" Friend #2, bolting away: "And the answer is yes" Friend #1, running after them: "NO-"

I'm offended bc fushdurheufyehrhrheywhejfjkffjrjnrt

I thought a story from school would go best here: I was dragging my friend to our garden club, and he was like "I'm too short how about I drag you backwards instead?" So I was walking through the halls with my friend dragging me and a teacher was like "awwwwwwww you're holding hands how sweet" Me, who's aro, and my friend, who's gay: MWAHAHA YOU FOOL yay for breaking amatonormative/heteronormative stereotypes!

UH OH!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪НЕБО БУДЕТ ДЛЯ ВАС ТОЛЬКО ОГОНЬ!!!💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 RADIATION ON YOUR HOUSE!!!! 🤸🤸🤸🤸ДЕРЖАТЬ L + ЛИНУС + СКИМ + НИКТО НЕ СПРАШИВАЛ😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🚀💥🤮💀

fr tho

what did this thread become while I was at school?????

yay! YES.

Hug All Ur Friends- Cavetown

You can get hurt easily I can summon ghosts

"It's alive! But it is dead."

But Denmark captures us back Dragons

"is the best one for the first time ever since I was like a year ago and I was like oh no I don't think so" wut

fr, if I so much as shed a tear bc my dad's been screaming at me for 10 minutes and calling me worthless for making a small mistake, I'm "way too dramatic, my parents were just scolding me like good parents" and "I don't deserve to cry since I caused the problem", meanwhile, my sister will be having a two hour long temper tantrum bc she doesn't have an Elsa dress and my parents will be like "I'm so sorry baby this must be so hard" WTF

Your pocket increases its size to fit the thing, it looks super awkward I can un-exist myself for short periods of time

lol, I would, but then I'd be stuck at home with my abusive parents and my little sister who hates my guts and is the favorite child by a whole lot :(

"for the rest of the day and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was" (infinite loop)

But you amplify another bad thing if you solve it I can play any instrument

"32nd cousins 58 removed"

Fr tho If anyone still needs my time zone it's 4:38 where I am