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literally obsessed with this vid every time it pops on my feed

looking up switzerland for aa civics project AND THERE WAS AN ANTI POWERPOINT PARTY I AM CRYING

The “Anti PowerPoint Party”, for example, was a political party in Switzerland that worked to decrease the use of PowerPoint in professional presentations. They claimed that PowerPoint software was economically harmful.

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/07/switzerland-direct-democracy-explained/

man summer's over tommorow

but next weekend it gonna be MY BIRTHDAY ‼️ so YAY!!!!

i have a party n everythin so fun!

man who knew that the pipeline from a good omens playlist to a play/movie would be so... disturbing

so basically amazon prime posted this playlist (which <3 amazinnn) and it includes the song Spread A Little Happiness by Sting (very good song)

the description of a video of the song i found said it was included in Brimstone and Treacle. A few comments i'd read alluded to the fact that Martin (the character who Sting acts as in this video) was kinda bad but upon a Wikipedia read (be warned if you choose to read)i discovered that the plot basically goes as such:

- there;s this girl who becomes disabled bc of an event or smth, the parents (mom and dad) are Devastated 

- one day this dad walks accrosss the street and meets martin who somehow has taken all his money out of the dad's wallet. something something he offers to help the daughter or smth

- at first the dad is like weary of this dude bc he does give off Bad Vibes and the disabled girl made no mention of this martin guy

- eventually he's like "ok whatever"

- but then martin r*pes the disabled girl (!!!) nd does it TWICE (!!!)

- the parents realize the girl is fully recovered or smth bc i don't remember and story ends in main girl remembering what happened in the accident that made her disabled only to find out the father cheated

so uh wow. certain A Story but yet i want to watch the tv show of sheer curiosity bc martin dude intrigues me id like to know more

mmmm yes, love hearing about Ukrainians and other enthicities getting mistreated by the Canadian government in history class /s

(i am ukrainian)

PS: fuck the War Measures Act (1914)

my humor has turned to dust

this video made me laugh

my teacher is asking us (on a google form) how to pronounce your name in phonetics

i don't know phonetics this is insane 💀

i mean how do i phonetic Mars?

like, cmon, HOW? How does anyone mess that shit up?

ever?

Piling all my statuses in here so that i dont fill up the status updates space:

ironically enough listening to "we are number one" while working a on a book report about death

reddit is down IM BOREDDDD

sobbing immensely as i make the saddest mashup known to human kind for a 30 second mashup assignment

every time i rewatch it for literal editing purposes i feel physical pain

i have added effects that only make me feel worse, which might be what i was going for anyway!

my film teacher gave me free will and look what i've done with it
istg i get any percent of creative freedom and i levitate towards fandoms (this time, it's The Ghost and Molly McGee)

I'm crafting the absolute SADDEST narrative HAHA TAKE THAT FILM NERD UR GONNA GET A TASTE OF TGAMM WHETHER YOU GIVE A SHIT OR NOT!!!!

sooooo a funny situation happened (tl;dr: someone has supposedly a crush on me and i list all my options)

a bunch of classmates (we sit in lil desk groups of like 6 ppl each but the groups are so close together that i can talk to like 7 different people if i wanted to) during science class told me that apparently some guy has a crush on me

a few things:

- i don't know this guy on a friends basis, or practically any basis. literally i don't think we've talked.

- i (obviously) don't like him that way, he rings as the type of guy i wouldn't relate with at all (kids cartoon enjoyer person x average teenager who likes sports doesn't go together well IMO)

and so. they (people who told me this) were all like "do you have snap? instagram? we can give you his" and i said yes to the instagram (bc i dont have snapchat) and im just sitting there sorta just registering the fact that someone has a crush on me despite almost never interacting with me??? at all??? like sometimes he'll comment on smth i said and i'll comment back but it's strictly classmate to classmate

those two who told me (yea there were two of them, a guy and a girl) were like. 100% trying to like get us talkin or something. i don't know. all i know is that they were super insistent on it. the dude was like trying to convince me like "he's hot" (which, aesthetically speaking, i could see. fair. he looked conventionally ok tbh)

i tried to tell em that i didn't share those feelings back and eventually i caved and said "he'd make a  good friend, i guess" and they said that they were gonna share his insta after class (they must've forgot or smth bc it didn't happen, i didn't want to remind them anyways)

im basically on the level of denying that the whole thing happened/assuming they were joking because how in holy fuck does one develop a crush by never actually talking to said person?

i mean he must've straight up went purely by looks then, which doesn't compute because im not ugly and i certainly never think i am but ive always considered myself not crush material (proven wrong 1 time before, making the number of times people have crushed on me 2)

maybe it's got to do with me bein aroace but i simply refuse to believe people could have a crush on me, because it's just not possible. but it also is? idkkkk

anyways. what should i do if they mention it again:

1) pray to the universe that they will conveniently forget (the option im sticking with)

if they don't, then:

2) get his insta, talk to him, turn him down politely

3) don't get his insta, avoid trouble of rejecting

4) hope that it was a joke and that it was purely out of satire. that they won't bring up the same satire twice (similar to 1st option, but with added denial)

5) get his insta, reject, but make new friend

anyways help.

being aroace sucks on moments like this because i have the experience of an awful "someone has a crush on me" to be able to reject easy and early, but im low on irl friends so maybe that could work out?

idk how this whole "crushes" thing works. i mean it's certainly confirming that i am in the age range of romantic crushes and that i am 100% aroace but it's hard to deal with other people's messes

the feeling when you realized why you didnt come here a lot: there's barely a soul online and 98% of ppl are guests

the ghost and molly mcgee episode 3b of season 2:

THAT ENDING BRO I CANT

the ghost and molly mcgee s2 is shaping up to be smth very cool!!!!!!!!!

just watched a spoiler that is 25 seconds long from an episode yet to come and i just... i just wanna cry now goodbye

the good omens bbc radio 4 production makes want to cringe (i don't like the voice actors and CMON certain things were written in the narrator's vision for a reason) but also peak out with intense intrigue

i don't know whether it's worth listening to

the s2 audio breaks me everytime 🥺🥺🥺

the svfoe theme song SLAPS yet i have no desire to watch the show lol

this yearbook course is fucked up. i have 5 days to conjure a yearbook spread and despite all the wonderful assets and color schemes i can't figure shit out. no guidance bro said "pick a topic and do it" like yayyyyyy

i chose dance night and not only do i: a) find 3000+ pictures of said event b) not know how to format a yearbook spread in the style because any examples i could find were in the experimental phase where a style wasn't established and c) i have zero ideas in my head on formatting. i haven't graphic designed in a while. graphic design is not my passion indeed, but it better become at least 50% more interesting or else i dunno what I'm gonna do

to be fucking honest this tgamm bread song fucking slaps

who tf needs romance songs when you have a whole song describing bread

Today a person from this hang out club I go to was like "I have a boyfriend" (it was related to what we were doin btw) and then for a sec i can hardly believe that

she adds "we've been dating for a year now" and im like "You guys date people?"

It's scary how strange ppl are

She's my age, and she's dated someone

I am also her age and guess what I want? Friends! Many friends. Besties in fact.

I am literally only in gr9

ppl in gr9 date each other-

I am finding that very hard to grasp atm

Um, what the holy f*ck?

(for reference I'm OP)

wait what

my science teacher has been summoned to fucking court? for jury duty?

wtf is jury duty?

according to my teacher, this summoning shit happens every 3 years once you reach 18?

and then he says he gets sleected to serve for this ""jury panel"" for a 3 week trial which is inconvenient as fuck

like ok, sorry but the way you're wording this shit makes it sound like a fucking cult

my parents have never had to do this in a million years (otherwise i would've known)

oml

is the summoning only for single people?

am i gonna be summoned??????!!!!!

nah but like this court thing is real (i looked it up)

https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/just/12.html

and now i have several questions to my teacher

is it a FUCKING CULT

watched puss and boots the last wish yesterday (in theaters!) and holy FUCKING SHIT

girl i knew this movie was said to be rlly good but BRUH THE ANIMATION IS FIREEEEE

The fight scenes are FUCKIN AWESOME

(spoilers after this point, be warned)

overall everybody PLEASE watch this gem of a movie literally it's the gold standard for a good film PLS

what's so wild to me is that sometimes im practicing the violin as i do, and then suddenly i play like one wrong note and end up thinking of a song and somehow conjuring the next 5 or so notes to the rest of the beat and then unable to think of more

i somehow ended up playing 10 seconds of The Bidding by Tally Hall because i just made notes up

this isn't ven a one time thing it's happened with other notes and songs like how do i make MORE notes why is my brain supplying the first 10 seconds

why does this mao mao song SLAPPPP

legit this does not have to go hard but IT DOES