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i started re-watching good omens today and my parents saw me watching it and their first thought was "why is adam and eve black?"

like how do i answer that f*cking question

i tried to tell them that it doesn't f*cking matter what coor skin they have but my parents went on about how the bible depicts them as white

like gurl they only show up for one scene i dont get ur deal

it's just adam and eve bro

whats even funnier is immediately after that they saw aziraphale and crowley and were like "see? they're white." and i think my brain basically reacted like "💀"

what the fuck dawg lemme enjoy my gay celestial being show in peace like i have the first 8 times