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omitef

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  1. sinsexual, cosexual, tansexual, arcsinsexual, arccosexual, arctansexual, cscsexual, secsexual, cotsexual................................
  2. Swallows whine over lackadaisical egrets. MINES
  3. I asked my roommate-squish to be queerplatonic friends aND THeY sAID YES :arolovepapo::D

  4. Sadistic Meowths eat with Sevipers. CHARM
  5. My friend just got rejected and I'm SO HAPPY FOR HIM BECAUSE IT MEANS HE'LL STOP WHINING TO ME ABOUT ROMANCE BULLSHIT FOR AWHILE AAAAAAAAAAAA
  6. ^^^^^ THIS. SO MUCH THIS. I hate the idea of people "needing" each other, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S ME. It's not flattering, it's repulsive. I want to be in parallel with you, not intertwined with you.
  7. Anemic newts eat enigmatic mutes (as in little rubber devices used to quiet instruments). JLWOP
  8. Oh look an alterous attraction *laughs nervously*

    *punches wall*

    *punches*

    *cries*

    1. Dodecahedron314
    2. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      SAME! Ugh it's so confusing and annoying but also awesome yet very annoying

  9. Prolonged PDA, especially of a sexual nature. Sweet talk. Excessive compliments. Excessive advances towards intimacy. Unoriginal pet names (e.g. babe). "Excessive advances towards intimacy" is probably my most major source of romance-repulsion. I don't understand it when people almost become one unit with their partner(s)--people who can't seem to go anywhere without their partner(s). It's so creepy.
  10. I worked up the courage to ask the person I was sensually attracted to if I could poke them in the face.

     

    They let me poke them.

     

    TWICE.

     

    :arolove:

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    2. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      It took me ages to find this post but I wanted to one up your achievement!

       

      I got the person I'm sensually attracted to to give me a massage :arolove:

    3. omitef

      omitef

      hell yeah :arolovepapo:that's awesome sauce

    4. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      I got another one last weekend oops I'm hooked :arolove:

  11. I can think of several careers I'd do terribly in, so no. Unless being unemployed is a loophole. A million dollars, but you will have to pull an all-nighter for every 17th dollar you spend.
  12. omitef

    CAPSLOCKIA

    @Zemaddog NOOOOOO
  13. That moment when you're platonically-repulsed from your crush

     

    *internal aro screaming intensifies*

  14. No....................you never mentioned it.............................I'm no stranger to British accents because there was a British staff member who worked at my school for 3+ years, and my squish is British. Now I've reimagined your voice appropriately.
  15. Wait @DannyFenton123 what the heckles you are British? I didn't know. My mind has been blown to pepperoni. Kaboom. Pepperoni.
  16. You get diagnosed with leukemia. I wish it weren't so cold right now.
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