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My friends are right now trying to help one of our friends with this guy who is trying to ask her out but she doesn't feel the same way and I'm trying to escape that, so here is just a bunch of puns!
I was originally going to have a brain transplant today, but then I change my mind.
So yesterday I sawolled some food coloring and went to the doctor and he said I was ok, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off.
Why did they kick Cinderella off the basketball team? Because she ran away from the ball.
That's all folks! Hope you all have a good day!
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I worked up the courage to ask the person I was sensually attracted to if I could poke them in the face.
They let me poke them.
TWICE.
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Help I've been hit with romantic attraction.
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I worked up the courage to ask the person I was sensually attracted to if I could poke them in the face.
They let me poke them.
TWICE.
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It's 2am and Im bored, grrr.
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Series 3 of Black Mirror is coming out in 10 days. I'm so excited for what is most definitely one of the best TV shows of recent time.
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Accidentally agreed to date a man. I was too friendly. I'm too friendly. I can't say no. Oh god my life is going down hill send help.
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Found out I'm more romanced repulsed today by being subjected to a wedding... at least I look awesome though!
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Fruatrated about having the same conversation with the same person that I don't have to be open to having "relationships" in the future, thank you very much.
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I'm allergic to cats AND dogs... :'( :sadpapo:
... And dust.
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currently lowkey Sad™ because i have only one class with my best friend this year and i'm used to seeing her for most of the day
and we're graduating this year so i'll barely see her after that
i'm emotionally attached tbh
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Hey everyone I'm back from vacation :3
How are you guys doing?
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Test, please reply once
(I wrote a long thing and I don't think it posted)
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Test, please reply once
(I wrote a long thing and I don't think it posted)
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@Louis Hypo Oh no. Did your parents not care, or dismiss your asexuality?
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Found my old copy of Dynasty Warriors 3. Goodbye, free time!
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Test, please reply once
(I wrote a long thing and I don't think it posted)
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Humans are weird. I don't think I'll ever understand how they work
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It feels good to return to YouTube! If I can just figure out a way to do it while on a road trip.
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Lmao I have no idea what I'm doing
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Hello? Is there anyone in the 'I failed a maths course' club that would care to welcome me in? Please? I'm lonely.
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@aussiekirkland Congratulations! That's a huge improvement.
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Hello? Is there anyone in the 'I failed a maths course' club that would care to welcome me in? Please? I'm lonely.
I'm sorry. That must've felt invalidating. I remember my parents said something similar to me when I came out as trans to them, by saying that "girls could be masculine too."
