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omitef

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  1. i found an intellectual fuckbuddy

     

    we only get together to ruthlessly psychoanalyze, debate, and motivate each other, and that's it

     

    it's really surreal

    1. shotinthehand

      shotinthehand

      Yessss

      I know a guy with whom I disagree on a lot of issues but we have a lot of respect for each other as debaters but we don't hang out for other purposes really and one time he gave me a handshake bc I just quipped at his expense savagely. I enjoy our relationship

  2. I googled "how to kill squish" and the second result was, "Why are fleas so hard [to] squish" 

     

    My problematic squish is a flea

     

    This explains so much

  3. I worked up the courage to ask the person I was sensually attracted to if I could poke them in the face.

     

    They let me poke them.

     

    TWICE.

     

    :arolove:

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    2. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      It took me ages to find this post but I wanted to one up your achievement!

       

      I got the person I'm sensually attracted to to give me a massage :arolove:

    3. omitef

      omitef

      hell yeah :arolovepapo:that's awesome sauce

    4. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      I got another one last weekend oops I'm hooked :arolove:

  4. Oh look an alterous attraction *laughs nervously*

    *punches wall*

    *punches*

    *cries*

    1. Dodecahedron314
    2. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      SAME! Ugh it's so confusing and annoying but also awesome yet very annoying

  5. tfw you're recovering from trust issues thanks to your last qpr and you become inflicted with a new squish

     

     

  6. tfw your romantic orientation is suddenly in questioning mode

     

    AGAIN

     

    I'm enraged

  7. That moment when you think your squish isn't coming onto you and then she does something questionably romantic. 

     

    God, I haven't met anyone who's done such a great job of frustrating me since my first ex.

  8. That moment when you're platonically-repulsed from your crush

     

    *internal aro screaming intensifies*

  9. Came out to neighbour-squish as aro. She was fine with it. I'm so relieved.

    1. DannyFenton123

      DannyFenton123

      That's really awesome :D

    2. peridotty

      peridotty

      thats so great for you!!!!!!

    3. omitef

      omitef

      Thanks :3

  10. Happy that I've confirmed my squish isn't coming onto me. It is a good day today.

  11. Have I caught the feelings, or have the feelings caught me?

  12. I always get @DannyFenton123 and @peridotty confused when I'm looking through comment threads because they both have Periot in their profile pictures and I primarily identify people by profile picture 

    1. peridotty

      peridotty

      lol nice :P 

    2. DannyFenton123

      DannyFenton123

      No longer shall you be confused! GOOP HUG ;)

    3. omitef
  13. I asked my roommate-squish to be queerplatonic friends aND THeY sAID YES :arolovepapo::D

  14. I hate stressing myself out over people I shouldn't be stressing myself out over

  15. I looked up how to come out as lithro and found forums telling me that my romantic orientation didn't exist and that I had attachment issues lololol 

    1. Dodgypotato

      Dodgypotato

      Looool. Some people are so stupid - they can't wrap their head around that some people actually experience different things! Revolutionary!

    2. peridotty

      peridotty

      bleh that sucks >:( (this is righteous anger. anger on ur behalf).

  16. I really need to figure out a better way to reject people than aggressively doing things to irritate them until they hate me forever

  17. I stared squishing on my neighbour. It's my first "pure" squish that didn't start out as a crush, and I'm pretty happy.

  18. I think it's really funny how I've spent only one month out as lithro, but it feels like I've already been lithro my entire life. 

    1. breaddd

      breaddd

      I feel the same way. It's kind of odd, but it's probably because you have been that way, you just found a word for it.

  19. I'm 90% sure that one of my squishes (the one with the trans sticker on their laptop) shares squish feels back and I'm so happy right now

    1. omitef

      omitef

      UPDATE WE SPONTANEOUSLY WENT FOR A 3 HOUR WALK TODAY 

    2. omitef

      omitef

      Update we're queerplatonic friends

  20. I'm happy to see so many papos everywhere

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    2. omitef

      omitef

      Yes, I can see it now...the owlpapo...

    3. DannyFenton123

      DannyFenton123

      Eleven papos so far! And I can totally make an owlpapo for twelve ;) 

    4. owl

      owl

      I would make one but it'd look terrible :P If you did make an owl papo... I'd be tempted to use it

  21. Me, pretend I'm too cool for my squish because I know we're incompatible as friends? It's more likely than you think,,, ?

  22. My crush-squish rejected me romantically today and I'm still high off of the happiness

  23. My queerplatonic friend got a boyfriend. I am welcoming my new brother to the family. 

  24. Post-queerplatonic friendship recovery milestones: being able to feel compersion for your ex's new romantic relationship, even if it formed as a direct result of what caused your queerplatonic friendship to fall apart.

  25. Profile photo credit goes to Lucky96u. Check out their deviantART, they're awesome.

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