Emerald Cheetah

So yesterday I was at a friend's birthday party and I was carving a pumpkin. I was the only teen in the room (the others had finished carving) besides two adults who were having a very interesting conversation.

For some reason, they were talking about their past relationships and one of them talked about her most recent ex who stalked her so much that she had to get a restraining order on him. At the end of the conversation they turned to me and said something along the lines of "Be careful of the boys you date!" and I was just thinking "ohhh you don't need to worry about me!" ?