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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Bastille Day = The French celebrating independence from the French.

 

(my friends have some interesting logic, but I agree I guess)

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Me: "Hey, Torture!"

Friend: "Hiiiii! Do you know where Ding-Dong is?"

Me: "Oh, Mountain Stream? She's still upstairs, doing her Miss Magenta stuff."

Friend: "Well, then, Hostage Holder, its just me and you."

 

(context: the names come from forcing our actual names through Google translate a few times, Hostage Holder is me, Ding-Dong, Mountain Stream, and Miss Magenta are one person, (the one we are talking about), and Torture is the friend I'm talking to.)

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On 4/8/2024 at 5:13 PM, P4R4D0X said:

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New Zealand is named after the Zealand ("Zeeland") which is the westernmost province of the Netherlands.

But that's hardly the only "Zealand" in Europe. It's a bit like San Jose or Franklin, a name everyone thought was very original but wasn't. Another important one is the main island of Denmark, where Copenhagen is located ("Sjælland").

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So if in Zealand there's the sea (or lakes), in Aroland there are aros?

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