Alaska Native Manitou Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 A wonderful rude joke from a master storyteller 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ”Your eyes sparkle like diamonds”. I said, ”Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck”. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Native Manitou Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 A teacher snatched a passed note out of a pupil's hand, then read the note out loud as a humiliating punishment--only to realize too late that a student had discovered her affair with the principal. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemogoblin Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Silly little joke off a popsicle stick that's always stayed with me. -> Where does a king keep his armies? . Spoiler In his sleevies! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyTuneRein Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) I'm collecting instrumentals from Red Hot Chili Peppers and Spice Girls, for curryoke night. Edited February 10, 2023 by SkyTuneRein 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted February 21, 2023 Author Share Posted February 21, 2023 An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. "My son was born on St George's Day," said the Englishman. "So we decided to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we decided to call him Andrew." "That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son, Pancake." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammy Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) What did the French trademark lawyer say to her wife? Spoiler Je™ Edited March 17, 2023 by Ammy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 Have a very good joke about a parrot from a brothel (obvious warning is obvious) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaAro Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 On 2/21/2023 at 6:31 PM, roboticanary said: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub They had to leave because the Englishman didn't like it. --- A man finds an aardvark on the roadside. Thinking the aardvark is lost, the man takes it, drives until finding a police officer and asks what to do. "You should take it to the zoo" replies the officer. One week latter, the police officer sees the man driving with the aardvark by his side. "What are you still doing with that animal? I told you to bring him to the zoo." I did exactly that. He loved it, and now we are going to the movies. --- (you know it's an old 🐧 joke 😝) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Native Manitou Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Why don't we see the Easter Bunny the rest of the year? She's at her home on Easter Island. 🗿 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyTuneRein Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 What do lumberjacks use to deal with constipation? Axatives! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveless Lizard Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Why is the color green notoriously single? because it’s always so jaded 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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