Superpowers and side effects

[Arsenic]

You forget a beautiful memory for each language.

I can eat everything and get he right amount of nutrients from it.

[SilenceRadio]

But all the food will taste bad.

I can convince my cat to stay on my lap without them scratching me or wanting to leave.

[dewy]

Now you have the opposite problem, your cat will continue to stay on your lap even when you need to get up, making it impossible.

I can cook anything easily and perfectly.

[AromanticAardvark]

But something always goes wrong, leaving you with no food

I can get exercise just by snapping my fingers

[lovelyleaf]

but exercising makes you so strong that you accidentally break your fingers when you snap and then you can't snap anymore.

I can communicate telepathically 

[dewy]

But you sometimes accidentally communicate random thoughts to other people and have no way of stopping this.

I can control water.

[96Neko]

But you very allergic to water

Everything I draw becomes real

[AromanticAardvark]

But everything you draw is sentient, and either gets an existential crisis or tries to kill you

I can fly

[Disco Cow]

But everything in the sky gravitates towards you

I wake up with a new superpower each week.

Edited March 24, 2022 by Disco Cow

[AromanticAardvark]

But they're always super lame, and show up at the most inconvenient times

I can do any spell, provided I didn't invent it (basically, I can do fictional spells and have them actually work)

[96Neko]

But each spells reduce you intelligence which at some point makes you unable to speak

 

I can tame all animals (neko just want a Owl)

[Disco Cow]

But even though they are tame to you they are even more vicious to others.

 People will do anything I tell them to.

[AromanticAardvark]

But always in the most infuriating way

I can control lightning

[queer_kaleidoscope]

But you're not immune to it.

I can read minds. 

[lovelyleaf]

you can only read the minds of insects

I can become invisible

[dewy]

But you have to stay invisible for a full day whenever you use your power.

I can stretch out my body to a supernatural extent (like Elastigirl and Mr. Fantastic)

[AromanticAardvark]

But you can't get back to normal for a full day after stretching

I can turn into a bird

[dewy]

But when you switch from bird to human or vice versa it takes you a while to get used to it so you're quite disoriented.

I have infinite stamina.

[Pyr]

You have infinite stamina, but only after eating a lot of food.

I wish I could talk to animals!

[queer_kaleidoscope]

The animals are all scared of you. 

I can pause time. 

[AromanticAardvark]

But you can't unpause it

I can get things done with a clap of my hands

[MaxIsCosmic]

But you are now marry poppins (I think that you spell it) 

 

I can glide on wind currents 

[glypharia.exe]

You can't fly upwards, so to glide, you have to jump from up high. 

I don't feel pain.

[dewy]

You end up with undetected health issues because you don't feel the pain they produce.

Any time I sing or play an instrument it's the right note and in tune.

[Ꭵოƥ]

But once you start, you can't stop playing or singing the same song over and over and it makes people want to throttle you (think Lamb Chop's Play-Along: the song that never ends 😂) 

I can grow money trees.