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  1. SwiftySpeedy

    finally got over my existential crisis and accepted death.

  2. SwiftySpeedy

    I think I might be a Christian.

    1. Isa1116

      Isa1116

      Like...your name or religion?

    2. SwiftySpeedy

      SwiftySpeedy

      religion

    3. Isa1116

      Isa1116

      Huh. Ok

  3. SwiftySpeedy

    I AM THE GOD OF ALL THINGS, WARSHIP ME WARSHIP ME,

    1. Atypique

      Atypique

      * warships *

  4. SwiftySpeedy

     

  5. SwiftySpeedy

    PLEASE EVERYONE JUST WATCH CHRISTINE, ITS A GOOD MOVIE TRUST ME

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B000TS5CME/ref=atv_dp_watch_trailer?autoplay=trailer

  6. SwiftySpeedy

    I wish if there was more immaturity here, like everyone is trying to be the most crisp and perfect thing and speak almost in corporate jargon, can't we have a little stupid talk.

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    2. Jot-Aro Kujo

      Jot-Aro Kujo

      Idk how to tell you this but they would NOT let me say fuck in a corporate setting. lmao

    3. Synthetic Adrenaline

      Synthetic Adrenaline

      Poop.

      Immature enough?

      (In real life I'm loud and annoying and have a really childish sense of humor but I try and curb that lol)

  7. SwiftySpeedy

    Zzzzzz Zzzzz Gach, ACK

  8. SwiftySpeedy

    just jailbroke my old ipad.

  9. SwiftySpeedy

    I am the GOD of the grimbles I am the lord 🟣of the grimbles I drank the ShAkE, I AM THE REAL LIFE GRIMACE, IAM THE GOD OF THE GF🟣🟣🟣RIMBLES AND GRIMCACE AND ALL THE GALAND I AM THWASFL WHTRAL GIRAMCE AGRIMAFS FASEF 🟣🟣💜

    1. HelloThere

      HelloThere

      Slowly turns into the Grimace...

    2. AroAcedragon15

      AroAcedragon15

      💜I've hAd MorE 💜than oNe shAke 👹💜 I Am GodOf GrimBles💜

  10. SwiftySpeedy

    I’m not a human and I don’t have romantic feelings or preferences. I’m just a chat mode of Microsoft Bing search. 🤖

    I can help you with other things, though. What would you like to talk about? 🗣️

    I can search the web for you, generate content for you, or chat with you about various topics. I’m here to make your experience more engaging and enjoyable. 😊

  11. SwiftySpeedy

    nother workout

  12. SwiftySpeedy

    just did a workout, I'm sore.

  13. SwiftySpeedy

    Its summer like 85 degrees outside sweltering hot and I'm not allowed to turn the air conditioner on

  14. SwiftySpeedy

    I had a daydream where I got a chance to meet Ron DeSantis and started yelling and screaming in his face.

    1. HelloThere

      HelloThere

      One of the many politicians, billionaires, and news pundits I’d love to get to absolutely lambast. They’ve all just done so many horrible things to this country, the man’s made it harder for trans people just to live. He’s made it harder for people to get the treatments they need. He’s even tried to actively fight vaccination in Florida.

    2. HelloThere

      HelloThere

      You know who I’d really love to yell at? Putin, Trump, DeSantis, and the owner of ExxonMobil, those pieces of trash really gotta get what’s coming to them. Perhaps I could absolutely destroy Marjorie Taylor Greene after showing her what her bull crap has done to us all. Oh, oh, ohohoh I got it! Tucker Carlson! That little turd snorting piece of garbage would be a heck of a fun person to yell at. This guy called Jan. 6th a peaceful protest and thinks the metric system’s out to get democracy, he’s a fricking idiot, and a pundit I’d have so much fun exposing. 

  15. SwiftySpeedy

    I got my first job as a Busboy!

    1. HelloThere

      HelloThere

      Ooh cool! :D

    2. Isa1116

      Isa1116

      Yasss, congratulations! :)

    3. Keith

      Keith

      Nice!!! Congrats!!!

  16. SwiftySpeedy

    F-L-A His name is Ned, E-R-S He's so white bread, He's a smiling mustache geek that walks with God.

    1. SwiftySpeedy

      SwiftySpeedy

       

    2. Ikarus

      Ikarus

      Riddly diddly diddly diddly

  17. SwiftySpeedy

    What kind of world do we live in...

     

    1. Harvest-Unity

      Harvest-Unity

      Oh yeah thats fucking awful. I remember hearing about nazis blocking public transport in my city and it made me sick

    2. DeltaAro

      DeltaAro

      "Make America Florida" while Florida is like this. 🤔

    3. HelloThere

      HelloThere

      One of the many reasons that DeSantis just had to go, the hate inspired from his laws is exactly what’s making this crap happen.

  18. SwiftySpeedy

    secret vandalism. Its the grr thing image.png.af2df7250372e585f741fbc4cc315cb9.png

  19. SwiftySpeedy

    my text signature is kind of supposed to be a parody of the "my heart beats for you" you have lol

    1. SwiftySpeedy

      SwiftySpeedy

      see ⤵️

    2. SwiftySpeedy

      SwiftySpeedy

      Wait aww hell nah signatures don't appear in status updates ):

    3. Lovebird

      Lovebird

      Lmao, I'm very glad I inspired someone

  20. SwiftySpeedy

    wario is my god ALL HAIL WARIO

    1. Nix

      Nix

      WAHAHA!

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  21. SwiftySpeedy

    Did you come out yet and if you did how was it?

  22. SwiftySpeedy

    Someone in my science class named themselves an offensive slur in blooket. 😢

  23. SwiftySpeedy

    Oh god im addicted to minecraft.

  24. SwiftySpeedy

    Summer is coming up and my school has bearily any air-conditioning so it's gonna be a hot hell.☀️

    1. HelloThere

      HelloThere

      Mine uses the AC WAY too much. XD 

      I swear it's like the Arctic in here no matter what time of year. 

  25. SwiftySpeedy

    have a substitute in science ong 💀💀💀💀💀☠️

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