Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 (edited) Ok so this is just for funny stories bc I want to hear some silly goofy stories Here is one of my many: So there's a boy in my class who we can call Jeff so Jeff decided to *jokingly because his friend was nearby* ask me to the dance. I said no because 1 aromanticism and 2 he was just teasing me but Jeff said, "Can I sing you a song?" I said please don't. This child serenaded me with old town road. He also inspired my signature: With great Rizz comes great responsibility I know it's so wise and touching. More wise quotes from Jeff: -With great Rizz comes great responsibility -Have a perfect night (tehe) NEW: -Kilo? More like Ohio. (I use several names my main two are Malachite and Kilo) - He mewed at me during CMAS help - More coming soon (I'll edit everytime he says something) So yeah post your stories here!! :D Edited April 20 by Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 10 Author Share Posted May 10 New quotes: "Mr.Mak we have beef" -a kid "You trynna box? square up then, come on" -Mr.Mak my school is great guys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 3 hours ago, Cavetowns_fkin_awesome said: New quotes: "Mr.Mak we have beef" -a kid "You trynna box? square up then, come on" -Mr.Mak my school is great guys That actually sounds amazing lol, unfortunately not many of my teachers possess a sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 dang, sorry man (he's the choir and drama teacher so he's fun) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 48 minutes ago, Cavetowns_fkin_awesome said: dang, sorry man (he's the choir and drama teacher so he's fun) Oh yea, arts teachers tend to be really fun lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Our recess monitors are savage: *a kid shows her an intentionally bad drawing, says it's shrek* "Oh really? I thought it was a self portrait." And a quote: "Knock on the door, if no one answers, break in." - Me to my friend who asked if she could use the bathroom at my house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 12 Author Share Posted May 12 These are great lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 14 Author Share Posted May 14 Here's another: "are you the rizzler?" (my friend to me) "no, but I am mentally ill" (me) "YEAH bc IM the rizzler." *mews* (my friend) idk anymore guys I'm so confused T-T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Last year in our choir class our teacher would have these repeat after me warm ups, and sometimes he would call out people for things: (oh and by the way, the warm ups don't exactly make sense) "Super bubble gum, Super duper bubble gum, Someone's chewing bubble gum in my class and I think it's [name]" "Don't forget your water bottle, water bottle, water bottle, don't forget your water bottle, so don't be like [name]" "Happy birthday, nobody cares! Happy birthday, nobody cares! Happy birthday nobody ca-ares, happy birthday, noting cares!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 we had a substitute the other day and one kid got glued to a chair 💀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 1 hour ago, organs and bone said: we had a substitute the other day and one kid got glued to a chair 💀 That takes some talent... I assume they glued themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 9 hours ago, allhailtheglowcloud said: That takes some talent... I assume they glued themselves? no 😭 I have no idea how they did it but they didn’t glue themselves I think somebody put the glue on the chair beforehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Had a harp recital today and it was very entertaining. "[Name] has the honor of being the only one who is playing a song by a composer who is still alive-" "Taylor Swift is dead!?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 "The only brain cell I have left is the one that ate grass in kindergarten." - My friend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 (edited) On 5/15/2024 at 9:10 PM, organs and bone said: we had a substitute the other day and one kid got glued to a chair 💀 What? T-T we have a sub today help me I said I wasn't a girl (I have somewhat long hair) and he said "I support what you're doing with your book" I WAS SO CONFUSED and then he awkwardly stared at my computer over my shoulder for like 5 mins HOW DID SOMEONE GET GLUED TO A CHAIR like how wouldn't they notice I'm so confused I've got a few new ones, big surprise, my choir teacher "On Wednesdays, we wear pink. *non-existent hair flip*" and "[Name] if you try to fight [Name] this entire choir class will jump you" and "I will throw [Name] at you" and "erm ACHUALLY *snort*" Shout-out to Mr.Mak guys T-T Oh and I almost forgot ALSO WITH A SUB a table broke, it actually just fell on two kids and wait there's more we got a new table yesterday and not even 10 minutes later two boys were wrestling apparently while the sub went to the bathroom and they shoved the NEW table over by mistake and both went down with it I LOVE MY SCHOOL (help me) Edited May 23 by Cavetowns_fkin_awesome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 24 Author Share Posted May 24 new update one day later T-T So our teacher we just found out has pneumonia so we have a sub. The sub took song requests. They put on shrekophone (saxophone shrek) 10 hour loop. He didn't turn it off Lord help us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 My actual teacher takes song requests... Someone put on Coco melon and everyone just died. And there was this one time when we were trying to write essays but we were all screaming at the roof because it was hailing so hard that there was an extreme weather warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombat Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 (edited) Every single music lesson my teacher spends about half of the lesson telling us interesting stories about his life. Here are some I can think of right now: His 2 year old's first experience of curry (not too spicy don't worry) His sister coming over and losing the ironing board somehow His weightlifting progress after he borrowed his wife's weights His 2 year old getting stuck in a beanbag His dreadful saxophone playing when he was 12 How he spilled coffee on his wife's friend's new carpet and had to research the best way to get it out and make it spotless again before they both came back in the room How he spent 3 hours moving his piano into the kitchen last Sunday afternoon His hat collection How he found a random sock on his desk yesterday His 2 year old trying to eat toilet paper What his neighbours think about his drum playing at 7 am on a Saturday morning His sister singing 'baby shark' in the shower when she stayed over recently His 2 year old trying to eat a shoe Edited July 1 by Wombat Adding another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 There is a social studies teacher that gives out candy from around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 Someone got gyatt stabbed with a pencil. the stabber said the victim was being wacist (racist) because he has ginger hair red hair orange hair whatever that shit is… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted September 13 Author Share Posted September 13 Sorry been awhile, great stories though, I moved to a new school and I have been barked at and told I was "the chosen one" and that I "have magic powers" AND that I have a guardian angel??? idk anymore but yk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 My English class ;-; We are that most chaotic class ever. This kid kissed the floor. What the hell 🥲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 On 9/15/2024 at 7:57 AM, P4R4D0X said: My English class ;-; We are that most chaotic class ever. This kid kissed the floor. What the hell 🥲 Oh that's wonderful- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 Okay so I have a new kid now, he doesn't bother me personally (generally) but our poor teacher- We're gonna call him Lucas Lucas has done so many things please help me So the general words are Lucas the *'s mean another person talking - Can I kiss the door? - We should start a drug cartel! *THE [CITY NAME] CARTEL!* - Can I call my mom? (This was the middle of class with no context) - Comes to my computer and clicks stuff - She's like 4 ft and has purple hair [about his mother] - Awww I can’t call Leo *please don't call me* I already did - GUYS GIVE ME MY BALLS BACK - What is your opinion on the current economy - How don’t you know Mrs.Reaner? She’s like the hottest teacher in the school. - Will you marry me? [To our languages teacher] - Yes Mrs.Stepmom [Also to our languages teacher] - Lookie Lookie Lookie it’s Crumble Cookie Cookie! - Womp womp - Removing shoes in class every day - Can’t a man remove his shoes? It’s a free country! - *Lucas that’s kinda mean* I know. - This is too childish for us *coming from you Lucas* - Moaning in class - She’s 12? I was hoping for 4! - Your hands are grimy. - *Why is your shirt inside out?* I don’t know. Removes shirt - I want a moldy stale bagwet (baguette) - Is that D&D? (to a completely unrelated videogame) - loud gasp - Playstation or Xbox? *Playstation**Xbox* *Nintendo switch* ew. - I hate coach troy. *You don’t even know who I’m talking about* I know. - What grade are y'all in? *[insert grade]* leaves with no further context - Picks up chair holds it and places it back down for no apparent reason - Sniffs book Ah, smells good. - throws a book across the roomlays under 2 fallen chairs on the floor - Runs, tosses garbage in the trash can and runs into the wall - Laying on stomach on air conditioner legs swinging like a teenage girl - Cameron, can I put on your glasses *no?* - You should just full on force punch it [the computer] *no. what?* - Bro is cooking at geometry dash - Whole conversation about alvin and the chipmunks being hot - incoherent eayeayeing - referencing a book called whys my little sister this hot - How many I heart b00bies things do you have? A lot it looks like. - Kaine! You’ve got W rizz. - Sings celebrate our differences (NO DONT LOOKS IT UP ITS SO RACIST) [In our languages class where they have zero tolerance for that stuff] - Gets sturdy continuously - Wore his mothers skinny jeans - (Someone falls off chair) It’s fine guys just don’t give him attention - Holding ruler like a baseball bat I'll add on but this is my 4th week of school and I only have one class with him so I think y'all get it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 (edited) More English class chaos. "YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!" (which is the floor btw) "That's the third time you tripped in that corner today, I SHIP!!!!!!!" "ææææææææææ" "Mood." "Hello there." "AGAHHEHSHAGAGHAHSHEHDHSHRGXV!!!!!!!" "I didn't even sneak up on you this time." "She (the teacher) is desensitized. We could be doing drugs in here and she wouldn't notice." "GRENADE!" *throws fidget toy* "Who let you pass kindergarten?" "Naw, but he's so cute!" "Girl, he is 60. What is wrong with you?" "Do you-" "Yes, I do." "So you lick doorknobs?" "3, 2, 1, ACTION!" *jumps on top of some kid* "IM DOIN' YOU A FAVOR HERE. Now, should I cut your eyes or ears first?" "Why do you have pumpkin pie?" "Cuz we're in ELA." *licks a computer* "Hey Samantha!" "That's not my name." "Then why did you respond to it?" "If olive oil is made of olives, the baby oi-" "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP" "Why are you sitting in the teacher's chair?" "Why not?" *jumps on table* Edited September 18 by P4R4D0X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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