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i heard from a friend about a preacher doing a funeral in place of a reverend who had called in sick.

the reverend had left a script to follow about the deceased lady including some words about her abilities as a lay preacher.

now the thing is, they were from slightly different branches of christianity, in the reverends branch the place where you speak from is the lectern. in his tradition it is called the rostrum.

the poor preacher managed to get this muddled up completely and ended up saying that the deceased 'spoke passionately from the rectum'.

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