Arocalypse Post Count War Megathread

[DeMorgan]

I cast my vote for DeMorgan. Thoughts?

[DannyFenton123]

Gaadammit Morgan, I guess I'm voting for you 

[DeMorgan]

14 minutes ago, DannyFenton123 said:

Gaadammit Morgan, I guess I'm voting for you 

 

But which me?

[DannyFenton123]

The top you

[Spud]

I hope your realize, that if these DeMorgans in order count as Danny (most posts), me (second most), and you (third most), I'm winning and you have zero votes  

[DannyFenton123]

4 minutes ago, Spud said:

I hope your realize, that if these DeMorgans in order count as Danny (most posts), me (second most), and you (third most), I'm winning and you have zero votes  

You are brilliant. And catching up to me in post count

[Spud]

2 minutes ago, DannyFenton123 said:

You are brilliant. And catching up to me in post count

Not really (I'm like 60 behind you) but at least I'm beating Morgan by like 40 posts  

Oh, and here's that picture I made:

[DeMorgan]

55 minutes ago, Spud said:

I hope your realize, that if these DeMorgans in order count as Danny (most posts), me (second most), and you (third most), I'm winning and you have zero votes  

 

They don't. Their total is the total number of votes for me, and you guys each get the number of votes that you each got. That puts me at three and each of you at zero.

[Spud]

2 minutes ago, DeMorgan said:

They don't. Their total is the total number of votes for me, and you guys each get the number of votes that you each got. That puts me at three and each of you at zero.

That is unfair. I adjusted the rules to make more sense. I refuse to see it any other way. I REIGN SUPREME.

[DeMorgan]

2 minutes ago, Spud said:

That is unfair. I adjusted the rules to make more sense. I refuse to see it any other way. I REIGN SUPREME.

 

But you're biased towards yourself. I'm just trying to do the right thing.

[Spud]

1 minute ago, DeMorgan said:

But you're biased towards yourself. I'm just trying to do the right thing.

Except for when you labeled all of the options as yourself. You have proven to be very unbiased. On AVEN, you wrote that Danks were "scum" in your "unbiased" poll.

 

Anyway, if we really want to check to see who is the best, I suggest a popularity contest. Here's the number of results for each of us when our names are searched up (before this was posted, so obviously it's going to be higher when read):

 

Morgan/DeMorgan: 12

Danny: 14

Spud: 40

 

Who wins that, I wonder

[DeMorgan]

2 minutes ago, Spud said:

before this was posted

 

See? You cheat! If you were to look up DeMorgan now, you'd see that DeMorgan has far more DeMorgan hits because DeMorgan is a really cool person. For that DeMorgan matter, DeMorgan totally deserves to win this DeMorgan poll! DeMorgan is an incredibly DeMorgan DeMorgan who likes to DeMorgan.

 

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[Spud]

1 minute ago, DeMorgan said:

 

See? You cheat! If you were to look up DeMorgan now, you'd see that DeMorgan has far more DeMorgan hits because DeMorgan is a really cool person. For that DeMorgan matter, DeMorgan totally deserves to win this DeMorgan poll! DeMorgan is an incredibly DeMorgan DeMorgan who likes to DeMorgan.

 

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Haha, nice try, but it still counts this as one time

http://www.arocalypse.com/forums/search/?&q=demorgan

Oh, and don't forget: this does not include the number of times people referenced potatoes or mentioned the "Spudpocalypse." Therefore, I am obviously the most popular. REKT.

[DeMorgan]

1 minute ago, Spud said:

Haha, nice try, but it still counts this as one time

 

That's just further proof that your method is flawed. I motion to restore the voting system to my original proposition; let's have a vote!

[Spud]

1 minute ago, DeMorgan said:

 

That's just further proof that your method is flawed. I motion to restore the voting system to my original proposition; let's have a vote!

Okay, but I'm not sure I want to create another thread for this. How about you just edit the names so that they are more accurate or recreate the poll on here  

[DeMorgan]

1 minute ago, Spud said:

Okay, but I'm not sure I want to create another thread for this. How about you just edit the names so that they are more accurate or recreate the poll on here  

 

What? The original proposition was that "their total is the total number of votes for me, and you guys each get the number of votes that you each got". Thanks for your vote anyway, the majority rules. I'm still in the lead by 3!

[Spud]

2 minutes ago, DeMorgan said:

 

What? The original proposition was that "their total is the total number of votes for me, and you guys each get the number of votes that you each got". Thanks for your vote anyway, the majority rules. I'm still in the lead by 3!

This is flawed! And anyway, I am prime minister of CAPSLOCKIA, as well as the most popular, I am the captain of the Dank Meme military, and I also have keys to the site given to me from Phoenix himself! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY POTATO-Y GOODNESS!!!

[DannyFenton123]

1 hour ago, Spud said:

Not really (I'm like 60 behind you) but at least I'm beating Morgan by like 40 posts  

*Sits back and watches the madness unfold*

[tea-cup-full-of-spiders]

*is just confused*

[Zema]

How even do you guys have more than 100 posts? I don't get it

[DannyFenton123]

1 minute ago, tea-cup-full-of-spiders said:

*is just confused*

Don't worry. I don't much understand this either

[Spud]

2 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

How even do you guys have more than 100 posts? I don't get it

 

3 minutes ago, tea-cup-full-of-spiders said:

*is just confused*

We are magical. I am made of pixie dust and glitter.

[DannyFenton123]

3 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

How even do you guys have more than 100 posts? I don't get it

By talking waaay too much for our own good

[Zema]

A magical potato? No wonder the spudpocalypse is inevitable.

[Spud]

Just now, Zemaddog said:

A magical potato? No wonder the spudpocalypse is inevitable.

Correct response. I also have wings and give people magical powers (it's true! It's even on my AVEN account, although I think you mentioned you can't access that because you don't have one).