smac n cheese

water

"ghost deer with a skull"

I'm offended that this has been dead for 4 days and no one thought to revive it

hi, nice to meet you! lol the little creatures are papos, I'm not exactly sure what they are or what their purpose is, but I LOVE THEM

oh wow, this is my first ASAW identifying as aro! I'm so happy I found this wonderful community where I can be myself <3

best reaction "thank goodness, I don't have to keep you from getting a boy/girlfriend!" -my dad worst reaction "just wait until college" -my friend (she did support eventually)

fr tho especially Raine's Rhapsody

Dynamite- BTS As If It's Your Last- BLACKPINK Devil Town- Cavetown It's All Good- Cavetown Fool- Cavetown Lemon Boy- Cavetown Hayloft 2- Mother Mother Revolting Children- Matilda Counting Stars- OneRepublic Stressed Out- Twenty One Pilots Enemy- Imagine Dragons Tag, You're It- Melanie Martinez Boys Will Be Bugs- Cavetown let them know they're on your mind- Cavetown Viva La Vida- Coldplay (I HAVE REALLY VARIED TASTE IN MUSIC OKAY) same, but just Cavetown for me (I listen to other genres but Cavetown's my favorite)

there are 8 people in my friend group (technically 10 but two of them are rlly toxic, we told them to stop but they wouldn't so we're still figuring out what to do about them), and only one of us has infinite pockets he has EVERYTHING in there, like half finished worksheets, bouncy balls, super long strings, earbuds, nickels... I can't even name all of them his twin brother also has a lot of stuff in his pockets, but not as much (NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL HAS AS MUCH)

"Wedding rings are just the humanized versions of guarding our mates"

"👏💚"

I make calculators scream sometimes (if you press the right buttons-I forgot which ones-you can make it say AAAAA!!!!!)

"invisible gods"

my friend who's a little kid gave our entire friend group valentines, they were like lottery ticket style, but none of us had coins, so we went to our friend with the bottomless pockets, and he did have a coin (istg the things in his pockets), but the valentines were old so we couldn't scratch them well enough to get the secret message ...so yeah mine was interesting

"spontaneously combust"

I'm offended that you're offended by yourself

I'm offended because of something, I'm just not sure what it is yet

I'm offended that the "good time to be offended" was not 4 hours before you posted that

I cut half the dot in half ( • •

both

well technically my friend said that not me but... yeah "i decided that now was a good time to be offended"

I fell by the wayside, like everyone else I hate you, I hate you, I hate you But I was just kidding myself Our every moment, I start to replace 'Cause now that they're gone All I hear are the words that I needed to say When you hurt under the surface Like troubled water running cold Well, time can heal, but this won't So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make your heart beat better? If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make it all stop hurting? It kills me how your mind can make you feel so worthless So, before you go Was never the right time, whenever you called Went little, by little, by little until there was nothing at all Our every moment, I start to replay But all I can think about is seeing that look on your face When you hurt under the surface Like troubled water running cold Well, time can heal, but this won't So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make your heart beat better? If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make it all stop hurting? It kills me how your mind can make you feel so worthless So, before you go Would we be better off by now If I'd let my walls come down? Maybe, I guess we'll never know You know, you know Before you go Was there something I could've said To make your heart beat better? If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make it all stop hurting? It kills me how your mind can make you feel so worthless So, before you go

I'm also very sorry

Welcome back to the recap of episode four million and 99 where [smac n cheese] was entrusted to hide the bodies, assured the friend group that the bodies would not be found, then the bodies became found and [smac n cheese] ended up in jail. Desperate to bail her out, [friend #1] decided to do arson, setting the school on fire and breaking a rule in the Student Handbook. [friend #1] joined [smac n cheese] in jail. It was [friend #2's] turn to earn bail money. [friend #2] , by existing, went to jail. One by one the friend group entered the jail cell until [friend #3] tripped on a rock and found a million dollars under the rock and use 99% of it to buy RAINWORLD, and then started a russian mafia business with [friend #4] the russian. They then earned enough bail money to let the friend group out of jail.