Q: Going well, sir. By the way, what happened to that tall box in the closet?
A: No. Aboslutely not. You fool, why would you ever think that be the case? You absolutely moronic fool, your brain is so smooth it's perfectly spherical. NO.
I'm offended by the fact that this would've started a chain had I not intervened! (I mean a chain of "I'm offended by you being offended by you being offended by you being offended by... etc)