Keith

Jack-o'-lantern

3377

I'm offended because I'm offended by someone who's not even offended, despite the thread's topic.

200!!

No more dogs. (💔😥) A parrot. No more men No more brunettes No more humans No more anthropomorphic space animal things No more cats No more animated children's characters No more studio ghibli movies No more detectives No more humanoid beings No more dogs (💔😥)

biology

3368

185

"ok"

I'm offended because no one here is able to finish their senten- *explodes*

witter

plant

meteorite

None of the above, because the cereal tastes so much better without milk. THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER!!!!!!

I'm offended because I'm utterly confus- WAIT, MY MOM'S CAR JUST GOT HIT BY A METEORITE???

jitters

182

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Greetings gods and goddesses!! 🥳 I am Keith, Arocalyptic Elasmobranchii God of anxiety, social awkwardness and tea in all its kinds and forms. I LOVE IT!!!!! Depends on what our actual goal is. I mean, beside the obvious, which is world domination. I think the most important thing (for now, at least), should be setting our prorities. What do we want to do once we've dominated the entire population? Are there any particular lands we're interested in? Shall we look for alliances?

"Goddess of Computer Wizardry"

This is me, if you even care.

Welcome on the forum!! :33

nest

J is for Jokingly kicking your father's feet underneath the table due to the influence of The Ghost of Christmas Past. K is for Knives. L is for Litters on the parking lot.