The story so far:
Once there was a dog that liked to eat hamburgers and his owner. Then the dog was not straight. He was tall, however he wanted to eat french fries and french fries cannot frolic through fields of flowers so he decided to cry and died, due to dehydration. So then she killed your friends. Afterwards the police yelled at his friend for loitering. But Butt the big butt tried to run for president but couldn't because of his species. So, enraged he started to eat humans.
Shakespeare has been real quiet since this one dropped 🤔
Also either a new, unamed female character was introduced or the dog is genderfluid.