Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

I will ban you

I am banning you

I have banned you

Banned for discounting the use of logic

Banned because i only borrowed it......like the TARDIS is just borrowed really

Yay, thank you both!
Doing those two things together means I found it now!!!!!

Banned because just because it hasn;t happened yet doesn;t mean it didn't happen

#WibblyWobblyTimeyWhimeyStuff

Nope, I value my vision too much

You get a million dollars but for the next 6 months it rains every time you step outside, and doesn;t stop raining until you are inside again.

Banned for playing a game of Steal Ace's TARDIS 

The topic title pretty much says it all. Sorry, I feel like an idiot. I am using an accessibility app, which may not be helping, but I had a brief look without the app, and can;t find it. Or is it maybe cos I am still a newbie? I dunno

Thanks

Banned because banning is serious business 

Okay, I think I could live with that

Conversely you get a million dollars but you have 50% more hair on your face and body

It's going to be a long two years

You get a million dollars but for the next ten years you suffer chronic insomnia and cannot sleep for more than four hours at a time

No thanks

you get a million dollars for becoming a daily blogger, the problem is that the blog must be about peanut butter and jam sandwiches, and you must post a new post every day for the next 7 years

Okay sure, I'm still better of with it than without it. Hello internet shopping or travelling and sending stuff home.

A million dollars, but you have to use some of it to open a public art gallery of all the pictures you drew/painted as a small child. These pictures have mysteriously turned up and you are not allowed to pretend that the work isn't yours. And you are never allowed to explain the real reason why you opened the gallery

 

No, absolutely not

You get a million dollars but you have to attend multiple fancy parties every week, and politely rub shoulders with the rich and influential while making meaningless small talk

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Although this is not actually much of a difference, I think I will pass this time.

You inherit a million dollars, but you also inherit a grumpy crocodile named clive, and you have to care for it yourself

Can't say I've tried them, but they sound okay.

Crickets? 

I will call you Breeze 

Nah, my family is here, I'm never moving too far away from them

You get a million dollars but you have to live with the knowledge that it was skimmed off the retirement funds/pensions of vulnerable elderly people. 
And no. you can;t give it back. or buy things for the victims.

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Banned for laughing at others

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I will call you Birdie

Banned for the ability to laugh at yourself

yum

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