Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

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the number of legs on an octopus is:

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Banned for not supporting a little bit of healthy anarchy

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nom nom nom

sliced kumara (sweet potato) fried in coconut oil

Not banned for supporting socialism (me too )

Looks for a downside....wait, there must be one....... maaaaah

A million dollars but for the next five years you cannot buy prepared food, only ingredients, and you have to do the cooking yourself, no one else can cook for you

Banned for being liberal..................

                                                       ...........with the chilli powder!

help my mouth is on fire!

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Ten million dollars. but ths hunger games actually happen every year, your family are safe, but you have to watch and you can't look away or change it

Banned for scrubbing Zemmadog's brain with a scotch-bright, it may never be quite the same again

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A group of unemployed men take pride in exposing themselves in front of local women

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Aliens keep falling out of a hole in the sky, and pretty much everyone is having sex, except for the massive insects wearing boiler suits because even Captain Jack doesn;t find them (particularly) attractive.

(do I get bonus awkward points for watching Torchwood with my Mum?  )

Banned for breaching the banning thread liquor ban

Sleep now Danny, sleeeeep, sleeeeeep, you are feeling very sleepy now......
*whispers*

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Surprisingly even overweight people, and people people of colour, are actually capable of dancing  Who would have thought it?!?

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An emotionally disturbed boy stabs another boy's pet

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An orphaned boy accepts a dangerous dog as his father-figure. When the dog is in danger of being put to sleep for the safety of the public, the boy travels through time to rescue the dog. Together the duo thwart the evil plans of a treacherous mouse, and the dog escapes safely, with a little help from a very ugly cat.

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A lonely middle aged woman becomes a renowned baker when she falls in love with the local butcher

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A deadbeat musician teaches music classes to make a living

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@RedNeko I loved 'The Good Life', it was before my time, but that is what DVDs are for. I wasn;t sure if others would have seen it, particularly since we have quite a quite a young demographic here. But the descriptions are still awesome, even if I haven;t seen the shows others are describing  

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A group of doctors hate the sound of helicopters

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Don't fall in love, you will get married and die

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Villagers attack a young bookworm suspected of bestiality.

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An orphan boy comes out of the closet when he receives a mysterious letter inviting him to a boarding school run by an elderly gay man.

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A dysfunctional family mess up the universe with their domestic drama

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An elderly man complains about everything until the day he dies

NoOOO we cannot  be stopped!!!!!

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A magical boy runs around muttering under his breath,  in an attempt to maintain the social structure that oppresses him

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competing against each other with sharp knives strapped to their feet, celebrities try not to be 'eliminated'

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A group of well-dressed people sit around, taking turns to tell stories about mass murderers, natural disasters, and whether or not there will be clouds in the sky tomorrow