roboticanary

Every so often we get spam comments. These tend to go nowhere because guest comments are pre-moderated.

recently we had a really weird set of dodgy link advertisments for dubious websites, and it was pretty clear that the wording was somewhat computer generated and really badly translated. So I thought I would put up some excerpts to help us all understand how romance works according to a very dumb computer.

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Dating is a junket that encompasses the spell of vulnerable coherence, personal excrescence, and overpowering discoveries. It is a dispose of to which individuals search romantic possibilities, getting to know each other on a deeper level. Dating allows people to appropriate experiences, unpleasantness ideas, and fashion deep connections.

From top to bottom communication, individuals can inquire their compatibility, the board thoughts and dreams, and build a bottom of trust.

Dating is a journey that encompasses the enchanting of vulnerable ally, offensive growth, and alluring discoveries. 

Dating allows people to share experiences, truck ideas, and create consequential connections.

In the monarchy of dating, undivided encounters a distinctive kind of emotions. There's the exhilaration of meeting someone modish, the presentiment of a beginning swain, and the quivering of discovering stale interests and shared values.

apprentice

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_war

nuclear waste remediation [I deleted the link because I aint going to offer the spammer that] drug abuse doctors

yeah, this was the spam Isomeone tried to post today. ??? also just no. 

some of the spammers are at least coherent but arocalypse could build up a collection of weird stuff

oh go on then

On 3/2/2024 at 10:42 PM, DeltaAro said:

I'm a software developer now.

pretty sure that is about 90% of science these days. 

AUREA have recently put up another post of short questions to aros, this time about Awareness and Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week. Have a look if you think it sounds interesting.

https://www.aromanticism.org/en/news-feed/my-asaw

On 2/1/2024 at 8:28 PM, Ekaterina said:

Do non-English songs interest you guys? 

yeah, if you have some that fit that would be cool to hear

'unfortunately the robot did not know it was on fire'

'a report from the saxplayer's alliance'

<random brass instrument noises>

'Boris Johnson for president'

'I'm not sure I want nuclear physics to be sexy'

'explosions are safe, they only explode when they explode'

'the trouble with electrons is that they are very small'

welcome

I do like a good cactus, sounds like you're growing a small horde of the things

'You know what that makes you'

Entire table in unison: 

'OLD'

-‐---------------------------------

This gets said a lot at a board games group I go to.

love

talking

yum

gammon

i have the ice cream, now i need the green striped paint

banned because I'm the boss and i do what i damn well please

ewww

pork pies

Just a little place to say something good that happened to you recently.

So i managed to pick up some tubs of brandy cream for 1p a tub after christmas. I made a very nice apple crumble to go with it and it was lovely.

I like weddings

other people giving me free food is always good, 

As for feeling left out, well thats going to happen a lot of times in life for various reasons so something fairly rare like a wedding is easy for me to put up with.

On 1/1/2024 at 10:01 PM, DogObsessedLi said:

Annual social: Sunday 14th 2024, 7PM (GMT) 

 

sounds good to me!

I cant remember what i was thinking 5 minutes ago so not much chance I can recall that moment.

In the long run, probably a while after hearing aboout the idea a slow realisation of 'ah fuck, that fits doesnt it' happened and then i guess i just had to deal with it.

welcome!

15 hours ago, Art Freak said:

I'm way too close to turning 18 for my comfort

its not that bad to be honest.

I'm a fair bit older than that and honestly, while it will seem like a big jump at the time as you start to find your feet as an adult, its fine.

british TV deciding to rickroll as many people as possible by putting a rick astley concert either side of the new year fireworks was admittedly pretty funny