Spud

Seven

Five!!!!!

DeMorgan Edit: I think maybe someone should be recording the story on a normal paper/note or something as it goes along so that when it gets to a certain point, we can post the story instead of having to go through the pain of scrolling through the whole thread.

I thought you were older too You look at least 16-18 IMO. The only person in the 15-20 age range I know is a couple of high schoolers and my brother, though, so I may not be too good at estimating that

(this is gonna take a while) THREE!!!!!

fabulous!

Banned for not using the amazing Tahoma font.

Bottomless milkshake (no one probably gets that reference so just ignore it :3)

I DON'T KNOW... EVEN BEFORE I EVEN KNEW AGENDER/NON-BINARY EXISTED, AS A CHILD, I USED THEY JUST TO REFER TO ANYONE I DIDN'T KNOW THE GENDER OF. IT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY CATCH-ALL TERM AND I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN ANYONE BE OFFENDED BY BEING CALLED "THEY" BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY GENDER-NEUTRAL. OF COURSE, IF PEOPLE ASK YOU TO USE OTHER PRONOUNS, YOU SHOULDN'T GENDER THEM, BUT "THEY" SEEMS PRETTY NEUTRAL. IT IS WHAT PEOPLE USE WHEN NO PRONOUNS ARE PROVIDED, ANYWAY.

Speed Ticket

Banned because someone already used my post count as a ban.

MAGICIAN? WELL, FOR THAT, I'D LIKE A MAGIC TRICK SHOWN WITH JUST EMOJIS! THEN PROVIDE AN EXPLANATION OF YOUR TRICK IN A HAIKU.

Live Forever

Home run

YMBAI you don't understand the concept of online dating or are confused by the fact that people deliberately try to find a partner (and go on dates before they even know them).

YEAH, I THINK PHOENIX MOVED IT HERE AFTER HE CREATED THE ARCADE SUB-SUB-FORUM

Red Pill

Wow, what a shock. You know, even after browsing AVEN for a few months, I NEVER knew that these could POSSIBLY be separate things

Yeah, it's kind of a problem that Sex Ed classes are decades behind modern talk They just recently started acknowledging gay people, but I seriously doubt most places even talk about bisexuality, let alone gender, romantic attraction, etc.

I AGREE THAT THIS SHOULD BE IN OFF TOPIC. WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF OFF TOPIC; WE TALK ABOUT RANDOM THINGS, AND THAT COULD BE EXTREMELY SILLY OR COMPLETELY SERIOUS AND IN NEED OF ADVICE. WE TALK ABOUT PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING, SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE TO CALL IT A "GAME" JUST BECAUSE WE TALK SO FREQUENTLY IN IT. I THINK OF THIS AS PRETTY MUCH ITS OWN SUB-FORUM IN A SENSE (IT HAS MORE POSTS THAN SOME SUB FORUMS!).

Banned for segregating based on race.

I don't have a favorite. I just finished listening to the entire thing yesterday and all of them are so goooood!!! My mom said that if I want to go for my birthday next year (which is in March) I would have to order tickets like... now. It's already sold out until next year

Jimmy Fallon

Trail Mix