Spud

Banned because banned is the best word for banning people who deserve to be banned especially in the banning thread where bannable people get banned. Banned!

Spud replied, "Relax. The story doesn't have to make sense! It makes dollars! Oh, and the witch is in that conveniently placed haunted house across the street."

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Zemaddog

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Today in health class, while talking about drugs/smoking, the teacher asked if we would date someone who smoked. I was laughing internally like: "No. I wouldn't date anyone who didn't smoke either." And then she asked a bunch of questions about a scenario where someone you "liked" smoked what would you do blah blah and I didn't know how to respond to any of them

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Banned for not realizing banning someone for not respecting your authoritah is abuse of powers

Aro-Plane (heheh puns)

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Unfortunately, being that Spud was invincible and almighty, when he tried to stab Spud with a fork, it just dinked off the side and Spud let out a mighty Roar of the Roasted Potato. (If this is a picture book too, here is the Roasted Potato of Doom):

Banned because you disrupted the perfect 3333 post count in off-topic.

Banned because I feel like it.

CAPSLOCKIA! WE MUST UNITE AND POST MORE THAN WE CURRENTLY ARE! THIS IS A GROWING PLACE AND WE NEED TO UPKEEP IT WITH FREQUENT POSTING! GLORY TO CAPSLOCKIA; WELL DOGS ARE ALSO AWESOME!

Banned for lecturing at 2:30 AM!

Banned because one exclamation point is not enough!!!!!

(oh boy) I Spud agreed to give some information, but only after our protagonist solved three tricksy riddles. (When I make a voice post, I am totally doing an audiobook-esque dramatic reading of this )

Banned because we are still talking about periods. I like exclamation points better!

Unfortunately, he never got his driver's license, so he was a terrible driver.

Similar to the one word story thread, but I think it would be interesting to try writing one by sentences because one word tends to make everything really disjointed and awkward (not that that's a bad thing heheh). So basically just write one sentence per post and try to continue the story in a semi-logical manner (it doesn't have to make sense, but don't derail the story ). Alright so I guess I go first... Once upon a time, there was a man living alone in the woods.

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