Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 (edited) Ok so this is just for funny stories bc I want to hear some silly goofy stories Here is one of my many: So there's a boy in my class who we can call Jeff so Jeff decided to *jokingly because his friend was nearby* ask me to the dance. I said no because 1 aromanticism and 2 he was just teasing me but Jeff said, "Can I sing you a song?" I said please don't. This child serenaded me with old town road. He also inspired my signature: With great Rizz comes great responsibility I know it's so wise and touching. More wise quotes from Jeff: -With great Rizz comes great responsibility -Have a perfect night (tehe) NEW: -Kilo? More like Ohio. (I use several names my main two are Malachite and Kilo) - He mewed at me during CMAS help - More coming soon (I'll edit everytime he says something) So yeah post your stories here!! :D Edited April 20 by Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 10 Author Share Posted May 10 New quotes: "Mr.Mak we have beef" -a kid "You trynna box? square up then, come on" -Mr.Mak my school is great guys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 3 hours ago, Cavetowns_fkin_awesome said: New quotes: "Mr.Mak we have beef" -a kid "You trynna box? square up then, come on" -Mr.Mak my school is great guys That actually sounds amazing lol, unfortunately not many of my teachers possess a sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 dang, sorry man (he's the choir and drama teacher so he's fun) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 48 minutes ago, Cavetowns_fkin_awesome said: dang, sorry man (he's the choir and drama teacher so he's fun) Oh yea, arts teachers tend to be really fun lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Our recess monitors are savage: *a kid shows her an intentionally bad drawing, says it's shrek* "Oh really? I thought it was a self portrait." And a quote: "Knock on the door, if no one answers, break in." - Me to my friend who asked if she could use the bathroom at my house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 12 Author Share Posted May 12 These are great lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 14 Author Share Posted May 14 Here's another: "are you the rizzler?" (my friend to me) "no, but I am mentally ill" (me) "YEAH bc IM the rizzler." *mews* (my friend) idk anymore guys I'm so confused T-T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Last year in our choir class our teacher would have these repeat after me warm ups, and sometimes he would call out people for things: (oh and by the way, the warm ups don't exactly make sense) "Super bubble gum, Super duper bubble gum, Someone's chewing bubble gum in my class and I think it's [name]" "Don't forget your water bottle, water bottle, water bottle, don't forget your water bottle, so don't be like [name]" "Happy birthday, nobody cares! Happy birthday, nobody cares! Happy birthday nobody ca-ares, happy birthday, noting cares!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 we had a substitute the other day and one kid got glued to a chair 💀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 1 hour ago, organs and bone said: we had a substitute the other day and one kid got glued to a chair 💀 That takes some talent... I assume they glued themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 9 hours ago, allhailtheglowcloud said: That takes some talent... I assume they glued themselves? no 😭 I have no idea how they did it but they didn’t glue themselves I think somebody put the glue on the chair beforehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Had a harp recital today and it was very entertaining. "[Name] has the honor of being the only one who is playing a song by a composer who is still alive-" "Taylor Swift is dead!?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 "The only brain cell I have left is the one that ate grass in kindergarten." - My friend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 (edited) On 5/15/2024 at 9:10 PM, organs and bone said: we had a substitute the other day and one kid got glued to a chair 💀 What? T-T we have a sub today help me I said I wasn't a girl (I have somewhat long hair) and he said "I support what you're doing with your book" I WAS SO CONFUSED and then he awkwardly stared at my computer over my shoulder for like 5 mins HOW DID SOMEONE GET GLUED TO A CHAIR like how wouldn't they notice I'm so confused I've got a few new ones, big surprise, my choir teacher "On Wednesdays, we wear pink. *non-existent hair flip*" and "[Name] if you try to fight [Name] this entire choir class will jump you" and "I will throw [Name] at you" and "erm ACHUALLY *snort*" Shout-out to Mr.Mak guys T-T Oh and I almost forgot ALSO WITH A SUB a table broke, it actually just fell on two kids and wait there's more we got a new table yesterday and not even 10 minutes later two boys were wrestling apparently while the sub went to the bathroom and they shoved the NEW table over by mistake and both went down with it I LOVE MY SCHOOL (help me) Edited May 23 by Cavetowns_fkin_awesome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavetowns_fkin_awesome Posted May 24 Author Share Posted May 24 new update one day later T-T So our teacher we just found out has pneumonia so we have a sub. The sub took song requests. They put on shrekophone (saxophone shrek) 10 hour loop. He didn't turn it off Lord help us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted Tuesday at 03:23 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 03:23 AM My actual teacher takes song requests... Someone put on Coco melon and everyone just died. And there was this one time when we were trying to write essays but we were all screaming at the roof because it was hailing so hard that there was an extreme weather warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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