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meet my d&d party!

me: the tired dm who hasn't even planned the next session yet
player 1: human fighter bounty hunter with a really tall cowboy hat and grenades 
player 2: high-elf bard comedian who keeps flirting with serial killers. we call him "slashed ankles" because thats the only thing he's done so far 
player 3: eladrin cleric librarian with zero healing spells and keeps walking away from fights (she doesn't want to be here)
player 4: half-elf druid reporter who gave me no backstory and sucks at combat
and player 5: wood-elf sorcerer who lived in the middle of nowhere and doesnt know what a traffic light is