Conversation I once had with my mother:
M: *talks about some guy and that his girlfriend won't answer his texts and calls*
M: Just imagine your girlfriend, ah/or boyfriend would do that!"
M *looks at me, waiting for my response*
Me: *stands up, says something intelligent like "aah" and went back to my computer*
Props to her for considering I could like either boys or girls, though. Didn't expect that... (I think my brother got her with all the jokes he made about me being homosexual/romantic he made back then =3)