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Yum I imagine Dry Raro(a type of cordial) powder

Since you wished for nothing, that is what you get. Forever, nothing is there and nothing happens I wish I had 20/20 vision without needing corrective lenses

They did. But to save time they just took the American presidential candidates instead, and made you all choose between THEM. I wish I could be in a musical

It is. Everywhere on earth. The polar ice caps melt, the sea level rises. Because there are no temperature differentials, there is no weather. Everything on earth dies. I wish I could find my cell phone

Democracy does not get in the way. Individual thought does not get in our way. Nothing gets in our way. We are one mind. We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Your technology will be ours and add to our perfection. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. I wish I could travel on the Federation Starship Voyager

Having accidentally boldly gone where no-one* had gone before a bunch of scientific bureaucrats and criminals get cold feet and just want to GO HOME. Unfortunately a bunch of stroppy corpse-robots want to stop them. *ignoring, of course, the countless races who already live there, because they are clearly no-one (ouch, I described this one so badly I feel it necessary to point out it is one of my favourite shows of all time )

Banned for chowing down....on all the aro icecream

Banned because make me

Banned because this thread is for fun, don't take it so seriously

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Banned because I am asexual, I don't f*ck any part of people

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Hmmm, you had me until the you are not a cat part. Much as I would love to be a cat, cat's can't spend money, no one would let a cat do that, and I really don't like cat food, so no thanks You get a million dollars, but for the next three years you are the babysitter of an evil young child who hates you. You must babysit when requested, you must do as good a job as you possibly can, and the parents think their child is an absolute angel, and will not listen to you

Banned for making science ill, it's come out in spots now

The adopted daughter of an addicted solo mother seeks her birth parents ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The phrase 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' proves as unhelpful as ever when someone is looking for a specific fish. Meanwhile the shark rehab group, where they literally swear off eating food, is going about as well as could be expected. On the positive side at least younger viewers will never again make the mistake of wanting to go to the dentist, or of cleaning their fishtank.

Banned because technically thoughts are electric pulses fired between a precise pattern of synapses, so technically they are physical things...now give me your brain mwahahahaha

Oh no, nononono. Wait, just a sec, what if it is my squish. I could live with that if she wanted. So yes, but only if it is my squish, You inherit a million dollars, but to claim the inheritance you must first gain citizenship in a foreign country where they do not speak your language(s), you cannot tell anyone why you must do this, and you cannot get an advance on any of the money to help you. You can however choose the country, so long as it fits the criteria

2 I agree, Tal your mean. No my grammar hasn't left me for dead. Your mean number of posts, compared to ours, is far too high, Try taking a break, all that over achieving can;t be good for your health

Banned because that will be the fault of the thought police! I wonder what you were thinking that they confiscated

Nope, I am a very private person. I couldn't last 5 minutes, let alone years a million dollars but the only liquid you can drink for the next year is tap-water, you can still eat normally but soup is off the menu of course.

Yeah, Slytherine gets a bad rap. I think part of the whole point though is there are people who fit the stereotypes and those who definitely don't in every house, with most people somewhere in between. If you ever feel bad about who loudly represents your house, just remember us Ravenclaws got landed with Lockhart of all people I have met several lovely Slytherins IRL, so no hate, IDK maybe the Gryffindors will hate you more, it is traditional

Next time, maybe forget the thread entirely? 1

Nope. At least unless I can wear them as a necklace or something, because heels are painful A million dollars, but you can't eat chocolate for 20 years