Spud

THIS IS THE BEST ESSAY I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE. I HAVE NO FURTHER QUALMS. AS PRIME MINISTER, I CAN AGREE WITH THIS CANDIDATE FOR BORDER POLICE. IF ALL IS SETTLED AND XERCES THE GREAT IS READY, YOU WILL BE ELECTED TO THIS POSITION.

PRIME MINISTER SPUD HAS ARRIVED. I HAD TO ATTEND TO SOME BUSINESS KNOWN AS "EDUMACATION" FROM A FACILITY KNOWN AS "SCHOOL." HOWEVER, NOW I AM READY FOR YOUR APPLICATION. I HAVE ONLY ONE QUESTION FOR YOU. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EMOJI, AND EXPLAIN WHY WITH EMOJIS ONLY.

Be able to understand everyone, but have no one understand me. WYR eat ice cream or cake (Life's ultimate question)

Yeah, I had the same feeling. A few years ago, I was really confused cause I realized that I might not be straight, and of course, I hadn't heard about aromanticism, so I thought that meant I must be gay automatically. And then I realized I was overreacting and went back to calling myself straight, which was still totally wrong.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD. I THINK I SHED A TEAR. THANK YOU SO MUCH, XERCES, FOR THIS WONDERFUL WELCOME TO CAPSLOCKIA. I WILL PROMISE TO UPHOLD MY DUTIES AS PRIME MINISTER OF THIS GREAT NATION. GLORY TO CAPSLOCKIA!!!

*AHEM* ALRIGHT. I'LL LET YOU DO THE CEREMONY OF INDUCTION BEFORE I GET AHEAD OF MYSELF, MONARCH XERCES.

BANNEEEEEEED!!!!

*SINGS THE SONG* OKAY! I'M GLAD THAT I HAVE BEEN PARDONED. SPUD FOR PREZ 2K16 EVERYONE!!!!!

I NOW REALIZE MY MISTAKE. I WAS A YOUNG POTATO BACK THEN (A FEW MONTHS AGO). I AM OPEN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THIS MISTAKE. I AM AN HONEST POLITICIAN.

OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT! I ALREADY USED THAT IDEA LIKE 5 TIMES. WHOOOOOOPS!!!!

WHAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA?

WOW, GUYS. YOU HAVE THE BEST PLANS! I NEVER COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT! THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!

I THINK I CAN AGREE ON THESE RULES!!!

HEY!!! NO EDITING QUOTES! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!

4 arms! I would be the best pianist/instrumentalist ever! WYR eat three live cockroaches or eat a sandwich covered with live ants?

WOOOO A REFERENCE I GET

YEAH, I DEFINITELY NOTICE A SHIFT TO THE LEFT IN SOME OF THESE WORDS. THIS FONT IS A LITTLE WEIRD.

… WHICH "P"

Oh, there's no need to be sorry. I'm very great, after all I would rather live in a fantasy world, although I enjoy sci-fi more. WYR lose a leg or lose an arm.

I ALWAYS AM SWITCHING BETWEEN HERE AND MESSAGING MY FRIENDS, AND SO I HAVE THIS PROBLEM. I END UP YELLING AT THEM TOO MUCH HAHA

I CALL A CHEEEEEEEATER!

I've never been in a relationship, although I don't know if I would agree to be in one or not. I'm still fairly confused on my romantic orientation and stuff, so I don't know if I'm completely aromantic or if I'm gray-aromantic, or something else entirely. As of right now, I think any inklings feelings I may have had for anybody are gone, and I feel rather… aromantic right now. So I think, for the sake of simplicity, I'm going to call myself aromantic. Maybe in the future I'll start feeling romantic attraction, but for now, I don't, and I have no desire to really date anyone.

Okay; spoiler warning… this one is slightly terrifying. Yeah… it's from the "Little Baby's Ice Cream" commercial. These commercials scarred me for life. Watch them! Little Baby's Ice Cream -- Love Lickers Little Baby's Ice Cream "This is a Special Time"

I think I might have to steal this for future use

I got highest in Candor, but Erudite was an extremely close second. My Harry Potter result was Ravenclaw. Looking at the descriptions for all these things (never read Harry Potter *gasp*), I would say that's fairly accurate. Edit: I took this: http://www.funasdodgeball.com/quiz/percy-jackson-who-is-your-godly-parent-quiz.html (obviously accurate) quiz for Percy Jackson and I got Hephaestus.