smac n cheese Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 "MY MOM'S CAR JUST GOT HIT BY A METEORITE???" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 "I'm offended cuz- OH NO, IT'S OFFENDED AT YOU TOO??????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 "ok" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 "*explodes*" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "I'd rather break all the bones in my body" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "im offended cuz i wanted to be offended at that but im not actually offended by that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "Witcher Witcher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "people just have big pride flag books lying around?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "P O T A T O" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "OK, WHO DROPPED THE A-BOMB?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "I'm offended we're offended so often." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "mushroom cloud" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 “Welcome back to the recap of episode four million and 99 where [smac n cheese] was entrusted to hide the bodies, assured the friend group that the bodies would not be found, then the bodies became found and [smac n cheese] ended up in jail. Desperate to bail her out, [friend #1] decided to do arson, setting the school on fire and breaking a rule in the Student Handbook. [friend #1] joined [smac n cheese] in jail. It was [friend #2's] turn to earn bail money. [friend #2] , by existing, went to jail. One by one the friend group entered the jail cell until [friend #3] tripped on a rock and found a million dollars under the rock and use 99% of it to buy RAINWORLD, and then started a russian mafia business with [friend #4] the russian. They then earned enough bail money to let the friend group out of jail.” wtf my cheese 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 "folie a trois" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 23 hours ago, organs and bone said: “Welcome back to the recap of episode four million and 99 where [smac n cheese] was entrusted to hide the bodies, assured the friend group that the bodies would not be found, then the bodies became found and [smac n cheese] ended up in jail. Desperate to bail her out, [friend #1] decided to do arson, setting the school on fire and breaking a rule in the Student Handbook. [friend #1] joined [smac n cheese] in jail. It was [friend #2's] turn to earn bail money. [friend #2] , by existing, went to jail. One by one the friend group entered the jail cell until [friend #3] tripped on a rock and found a million dollars under the rock and use 99% of it to buy RAINWORLD, and then started a russian mafia business with [friend #4] the russian. They then earned enough bail money to let the friend group out of jail.” wtf my cheese well technically my friend said that not me but... yeah "i decided that now was a good time to be offended" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, smac n cheese said: I fell by the wayside, like everyone else I hate you, I hate you, I hate you But I was just kidding myself Our every moment, I start to replace 'Cause now that they're gone All I hear are the words that I needed to say When you hurt under the surface Like troubled water running cold Well, time can heal, but this won't So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make your heart beat better? If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make it all stop hurting? It kills me how your mind can make you feel so worthless So, before you go Was never the right time, whenever you called Went little, by little, by little until there was nothing at all Our every moment, I start to replay But all I can think about is seeing that look on your face When you hurt under the surface Like troubled water running cold Well, time can heal, but this won't So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make your heart beat better? If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make it all stop hurting? It kills me how your mind can make you feel so worthless So, before you go Would we be better off by now If I'd let my walls come down? Maybe, I guess we'll never know You know, you know Before you go Was there something I could've said To make your heart beat better? If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather So, before you go Was there something I could've said To make it all stop hurting? It kills me how your mind can make you feel so worthless So, before you go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 "spontaneously combust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 "I'm offended that the "good time to be offended" was not 4 hours before you posted that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 "invisible gods" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 2/14/2024 at 7:24 PM, smac n cheese said: my friend who's a little kid gave our entire friend group valentines, they were like lottery ticket style, but none of us had coins, so we went to our friend with the bottomless pockets, and he did have a coin (istg the things in his pockets), but the valentines were old so we couldn't scratch them well enough to get the secret message ...so yeah mine was interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 "👏💚" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 17 hours ago, smac n cheese said: I make calculators scream ssometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 "Wedding rings are just the humanized versions of guarding our mates" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 "thank goodness, I don't have to keep you from getting a boy/girlfriend!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 “I'm offended we're offended so often.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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