POOKEMOOSTER

Im offended you are bothering with punctuation

matte

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tables

False TPBM likes pokemon

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"in almost all my conversations I spontaneously combust"

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Just popping in and sharing that I have 2 pikachus named Thunder and Macaroni or Mac for short as well as Sprout my Bulbasaur.

False, I don't know anything about Undertale so I can't like it. TPBM likes anime.

I'm offended you used the letter u in place of spelling you.

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Yes TPBM has or is watching SAO (Sword Art Online)

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"I LOVE ANNOYING LITTLE KIDS"

Yeah, I mean my older brother does the same and it has lead to me watching so many shows. PBM would you like to listen to me talk about all the animals my family has ever owned that I can remember?

My bulbasaur's name is Sprout because 5 year old me thought it was a good name for a bulbasaur so I had to bring the name back.

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I'm offended that you are using all caps.

hangry

World's Smallest Violin by AJR My grandpa fought in World War II He was such a noble dude I can't even finish school Missed my mom, and left too soon His dad was a fireman Who fought fires so violent I think I bored my therapist While playing him my violin that's so insane (Oh, my God) that's such a shame Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand But I can't help myself from feeling bad I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four) The world's smallest violin Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right) I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you My grandpa fought in World War II And he was such a noble dude Man, I feel like such a fool I got so much left to prove All my friends have vaping friends They're so good at making friеnds I'm so scared of caving in Is that entertaining yеt? that's so insane (Oh, my God) that's such a shame Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand But I can't help myself from feeling bad I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four) The world's smallest violin Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right) I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you Somewhere in the universe Somewhere someone's got it worse Wish that made it easier Wish I didn't feel the hurt The world's smallest violin Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony All up and down a city street While tryna put my mind at ease Like finishing this melody This feels like a necessity So this could be the death of me Or maybe just a better me Now, come in with the timpanis And take a shot of Hennessy I know I'm not there mentally But you could be the remedy So let me play my violin for you Run through Italian and French My grandfather fought in World War II He was such a noble guy I can't even finish school I missed my mother and I left too soon His father was a firefighter Who fought the fires so fiercely I think I bored my therapist While I play my violin for him it's so crazy (Oh my God) it's such a shame Next to them my shit don't look so good But I can't help but feel bad I feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four) The smallest violin in the world You really need an audience So if I don't find someone soon (it's true, it's true) I'm going to burst into a thousand pieces And vomit out my little symphony Just let me play the violin for you, you, you, you My grandfather fought in World War II And he was such a noble guy Man, I feel so stupid I have so much to prove All my friends have friends who vape They are so good at making friends I'm so afraid of giving in Is this fun yet? it's so crazy (Oh my God) it's such a shame Next to them my shit don't look so good But I can't help but feel bad I feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four) The smallest violin in the world You really need an audience So if I don't find someone soon (it's true, it's true) I'm going to burst into a thousand pieces And vomit out my little symphony Just let me play the violin for you, you, you, you Somewhere in the universe Somewhere, someone had it worse I wish this made things easier I wish I didn't feel the pain The smallest violin in the world You really need an audience So if I don't find someone soon I'm going to burst into a thousand pieces And vomit out my little symphony All along a city street While I try to calm down How to finish this melody This seems to be a necessity So this could be the death of me Or maybe just a better me Now come in with the eardrums And take a photo of Hennessy I know I'm not there mentally But you could be the cure So let me play my violin for you

Blue 9 2

My nickname is the Mini T-rex because my grandma is the T-rex and we both have had shoulder injuries.