Zema
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I remember last year I started reading an article about action games (I can't remember exactly what the article was about). However, in the first or second paragraph, it said something along the lines of, "Action games need romance to have any sort of emotion". I immediately said NOPE and stopped reading. This next one was actually by one of my lecturer's at uni. So each week, my chemistry lecturer shares his "molecule of the week". This week it was tetrodotoxin, which is a highly toxic compound produced by the fugu fish (you know the one that Homer Simpson tried to eat that one time?). Anyway, he was say that some guy tried to poison his wife with it, but the FBI noticed and arrested him and sent him to jail. The man and his wife still remained together afterwards, to which the lecturer said and I quote, "They say love is blind, but maybe love is stupid". Made my day.
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Banned for abusing your mod powers.
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Banned because you don't understand the context of dodgypotato's reason.
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Aro-dynamics
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Paper plane
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Banned cause you can share your intelligence, and all you can check is arocalypse.
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The man only had one option, he had to eat spud!
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Plastic cash
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It turns out that spud had one of the keys!
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Banned because somebody needed to do it, and it may as well have been me.
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Banned because that's not a good enough reason.
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Two pigeons landed on my friends arm while he was talking on the phone today. One of the greatest photos I have ever taken.
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Well, I was eating pringles, and the pigeons were picking up the crumbs that fell out of my mouth. And so we had about 10 pigeons surrounding us. Some of them tried to land on the edge of a bench that was a sloped piece of metal, but as soon as they landed they starting slipping so they had to flap their wings to stay on. They looked pretty ridiculous.
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I was getting some lunch at the mall earlier today with my friend, and he was talking with someone on the phone. Some pigeons started gathering around us. One of them sort of hovered in front of my friend, so he put his arm up so that he didn't get hit in the face by its wings. Next moment, the pigeon decided to land on his arm. I told him to stay still so that I could get a photo. After I got a couple of photos, another pigeon decided to land on his arm. I definitely had to get a photo of him with two pigeons on his arm. It was one of the strangest occurrences, and we just couldn't stop laughing about it. I'm pretty sure my friend said that random people were taking photos of this event as well.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY FOR THE 200TH MEMBER
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Banned cause the lecture doesn't start for another 20 minutes.
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Banned because it's CAPSLOCKIA not Capslockia.
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Banned because five exclamation points is too many! One is enough!
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He saw a shady looking fellow sitting in the corner.
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People thought that their relationship was unnatural, and everyone they met was very vocal about this.
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Cash money
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Banned because having a question mark at the end of that sentence makes no sense
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He then put the dead moose into the boot of his car.
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Banned cause you didn't use an exclamation point in both sentences
