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Car thief

2 hours ago, Spud said:

MAGICIAN? WELL, FOR THAT, I'D LIKE A MAGIC TRICK SHOWN WITH JUST EMOJIS! THEN PROVIDE AN EXPLANATION OF YOUR TRICK IN A HAIKU.

OK HERE YOU GO:

THERE IS AN ICE CREAM
THE MAGICIAN MOVES A WAND
THE ICE CREAM TRANSFORMS

I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A HAIKU BEFORE, SO I HOPE I DID THAT RIGHT.

Yum! If I eat sushi it has to be vegetarian or vegan.

Frikandel?

Sword swallower

XERCES, SPUD, I'D LIKE TO APPLY!

I'M THE WISE MAGIC PEN! I SHOULD BE CAPSLOCKIAS NATIONAL MAGICIAN.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I HAVE NEGATIVE NOTIFICATIONS. AM I REALLY THAT UNPOPULAR?   MY RECORD IS -4, CAN ANYONE BEAT THAT?

SAME. IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL AND PEOPLE KNOW MY LOVE FOR ART ALREADY, SO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME IS NOT SURPRISED ANYWAY WHEN I WALK AROUND WITH A BLUE STRIPE ALL OVER MY FACE  

OH AND THE PAINT USUALLY DOESN'T STAY ON MY HANDS... IT ALWAYS MANAGES TO GET INTO MY FACE WITHOUT ME NOTICING AND THEN I WALK AROUND WITH PAINT ON MY FOREHEAD OR CHEEKS OR NOSE.

YES THAT TOO! AND PAINT ALL OVER MY HANDS!

FELT TIP IS AMAZING! EVEN THOUGH I AM RIGHT-HANDED I ALWAYS GET MY HANDS FULL OF INK FROM SOME PENS. ESPECIALLY THAT WEIRD BUMP I GOT ON MY RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER ALWAYS GET'S COVERED IN INK. I'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND WITH A BLUE MIDDLE FINGER SINCE I WAS 6 AND STARTED SCHOOL.

2 hours ago, Cassiopeia said:

YES WE HAVE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

WHY DID I NOT HAVE THIS WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL?

I SUPPORT THIS FABULOUS IDEA!

Never tried it, but I like tea, so yum.

hazelnuts?

I KNOW I GET THAT A LOT (WELL A LOT ISRELATIVE...). YOU CAN CALL ME PEN THE WISE FROM NOW ON.

Banned for being interested in my cake.

EATING IS THE THING THAT HELPS BEST WHEN BEING HUNGRY. I HAVE TRIED EATING WHEN HUNGRY AND IT HELPED REALLY WELL. I REALLY RECOMMEND IT.

I GUESS THEY PUT IT HERE BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH WE POST, BUT IT SAIS "SILLY GAMES" IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THE ARCARDE FORUM AND CAPSLOCKIA IS NOT REALLY A GAME, IT'S MORE A CONVERSATION ABOUT ALL KIND OF TOPICS... IF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN ARCARDE, MAYBE THE DESCRIPTION AND TITLE SHOULD BE CHANGED... MAYBE LIKE "JUST FOR FUN" AS WE HAVE IT ON AVEN, THAT WOULD FIT BETTER FOR CAPSLOCKIA AND GAMES COULD STILL BE IN THERE.

Banned because I say so.

YES. SERIOUS IMPORTANT STUFF THAT ARE NOT TO JOKE ABOUT LIKE YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO WITH GAMES. WE USE CAPSLOCK BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN IT IS SO SIGNIFICANT, SO EVERY WORD NEEDS TO BE STRESSED BY SHOUTING IT.

IT'S NOT A GAME! WE HAVE SERIOUS BUSINESS TALKS TO DO ON HERE ABOUT THINGS LIKE HOW WE ARE GOING TO CONQUER THE WORLD.

THAT LOOKS SO COOL VEGA!

1 hour ago, Vega said:

IN COMPLETELY NEW NEWS, I'M HUNGRY AGAIN. 

ME TOO AND I JUST HAD DINNER... 

9 minutes ago, Cassiopeia said:

LOL I RANT SO MUCH ABOUT MARRIAGE, GOOGLE THINKS I'M ORGANIZING MY WEDDING. TARGETED ADS EVERYWHERE

 

#EPIC AI FAIL

I USUALLY WOULD SAY TARGETED ADS ARE CREEPY, BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY  

WOW! NOW I HAVE -4 NOTIFICATIONS  

Thought experiment

I'm aro ace, so I don't really want to say much about the line between romantic and sexual, but I think it's probably similar to the line between romantic and platonic: quite blurry. Something that might be romantic for one person might be sexual for another and something that one person thinks of as completely platonic might be romantic to someone else. Drawing a clear line between different forms of attractions/relationships seems pretty much impossible to me.

Long hair.

WYR have yellow or red eyes?