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13 minutes ago, Vega said:

haha so awkward. 

The bus is nothing compared to the trams, each one has at least one drunk person on it (if not more). 

But drunk drivers? It was honestly the scariest thing. I was so happy when I made it out of that bus alive, because he was driving that terrible. Anyway, that got a bit off topic...

THANK YOU, IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD! ALSO THIS BOOK I'M PREPARING WITH FOR THE TOEFL TEST COMPLETELY IGNORES THE EXISTENCE OF SINGULAR THEY PRONOUNS AND MAYBE IMPLIES THAT IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE TO USE IN GOOD WRITING. ONLY MAYBE THOUGH, IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR. BUT IT STILL ANNOYS ME.

Bottomless pit

I WAS PRODUCTIVE WATCHING TV AND EATING MARBLE CAKE  

4 minutes ago, Vega said:

I would rather be in a car than on a train watching some couple make out. 

Happened on a bus once. 10 minutes of trying not to burst out laughing was difficult.

I once sat next to some guy on the bus (he was on the window side) and then his girlfriend or whatever entered the bus and stood on my other side and I was basically right in the middle of their couple conversations... You never know what to expect on a bus (I'm pretty sure I once had a drunk bus driver... )

I'M HONESTLY SO EXCITED FOR UNI, BECAUSE IF I GET ACCEPTED TO THE UNI I WANT TO GO TO, THERE WILL BE A REALLY NICE ART STORE IN A VERY WALKABLE DISTANCE FROM THE UNI  

I WISH YOUR TOE ALL THE LUCK IT NEEDS TO GET BETTER SOON.

ALSO HI STARRY!

4 hours ago, Vega said:

It's possible. I mean, I think we all have some experience with romance, if it's only through media and other people. And we can look at the whole situation objectively so maybe we can give another perspective. 

If this is true, how about we all become couple therapists?  Sounds like we could make good money, because we would be a lot better than all the other therapists  Ok nope, I think I still prefer becoming an illustrator over that...

I today saw this really weird train commercial... Long story short, it ended by basically saying that going by train is a lot more comfortable than by car and you have more time for yourself. That statement was followed by a short clip of a couple kissing on a train and that was it. I would honestly rather be stuck in traffic for many hours in a car than on a train kissing someone...

YEAH MY ART STORE IS AN HOUR BY CAR AND I BARELY EVER HAVE A CAR TO DRIVE THERE. MY FATHER USUALLY TAKES IT TO WORK AND OUR OTHER CAR IS NOT REALLY IN THE CONDITION TO DRIVE ON THE EXPRESSWAY... THERE IS A GOOD BUS CONNECTION, BUT BUSSES ARE SUPER EXPENSIVE, SO THAT'S NOT AN OPTION. I USUALLY END UP ORDERING FROM THEIR WEBSITE IF I NEED SOMETHING, BUT ACTUALLY GOING THERE IS SO MUCH MORE FUN! MY FRIEND IS GOING TO THAT CITY WITH ME SOON THOUGH, SO I'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE HER GO TO THAT STORE WITH ME  

7 minutes ago, Vega said:

Sometimes, I think we have the advantage because we can be so logical about the whole situation. 

Or maybe you're just good at advice.

Yeah, I hope that's it because that would mean I'm actually saying the right things even though I have no clue what I'm talking about  

THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET ME GO WITH TOO MUCH MONEY INTO A BOOK STORE OR ART SUPPLY STORE. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY MORE THAN I PLANNED. ONLY HAPPENS IN ART SUPPLY AND BOOK STORES THOUGH.

Whenever my friends need any kind of romantic relationship advice the first person they come to for advice is me. Why me? I haven't told them about being aro ace, but they know I've never been in a romantic relationship and they never witnessed me having a crush. So out of all their friends I'm the one who has to give advice on this thing that I really don't understand?  Doesn't make sense to me. Then I'm just sitting there trying to solve their relationship problems by logical thinking... I'm not sure if I'm any good at this because I don't know if romance and logic have anything to do with each other 

Update: Cake is done and tastes delicious. Now I'm even happier! 

I just put a cake into the oven 

I THINK THE BUMP COMES FROM WRITING. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT MY MUM THINKS, SHE HAS ONE TOO.

WORMHOLES SOUND LIKE A LOT OF FUN...

2 minutes ago, Vega said:

TRUE, I AGREE WITH THE AROMEDA GALAXY. 

OR WE CAN WAIT A FEW BILLION YEARS UNTIL IT CRASHES INTO US AND THEN WE WON'T EVEN NEED TO MOVE VERY FAR. (DON'T WORRY, THE POSSIBILITY OF STELLAR COLLISIONS IS BASICALLY ZERO)

YOU FORGET I AM A MAGICIAN. I CAN MAGICALLY TELEPORT US THERE!

DIDN'T WE DECIDE ON THE AROMEDA GALAXY, SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO CREATE NEW PLANETS AND STARS? ALL WE HAVE DO IS MODIFY THE PLANETS THE WAY WE WANT THEM TO BE AND SUPPLY THEM WITH AIR AND WATER AND ICE CREAM AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

I NOTICED I COULD JUST USE MAGIC AGAINST THE SPIDERS...

YES A CUTE CAT PLANET AND ALSO A CUTE DOG PLANET! MY HOME PLANET WILL BE THE PLANET OF MAGIC AND PENS AND THEN BESIDES AN ICE CREAM PLANET WE NEED A PLANET FOR OTHER AMAZING FOODS BECAUSE FOOD IS A HUGE PART OF CAPSLOCKIAS CULTURE.

ALSO PLEASE LET'S MAKE THE GALAXY A SPIDER FREE PLACE. I JUST SAW A SPIDER AND IT RAN SOMEWHERE BEFORE I COULD CATCH IT AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT IS BUT IT KNOWS WHERE I SLEEP. THIS IS PROBABLY WHERE MY WEIRD BUT SOMEHOW HILARIOUS SPIDER DREAMS COME FROM...

I SUGGEST GETTING A MUSEUM PLANET ONCE WE MADE IT INTO SPACE!

2 hours ago, Xerces Blue said:

SORRY FOR THE DELAY

 

THIS IS AMAZING!

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Banned for pretending turtles don't have faces.

THANK YOU! 

Banned because all dogs are awesome no matter if upside down 24/7 or not.