deltaX

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No.  I can'y stand the taste of peanut butter, and it sounds like I might need to eat it to maintain that blog.

You get $1 million, but the only music you can listen to is dubstep for the next two years.

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Nope!  I want my arms and legs the way they are!

You get $1 million, but you can only spend it in the form of foreign currency.

Nope, not worth it

You get 1 million dollars, but your appearance changes so that you permanently look like a 10 year-old kid

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Banned for thinking the ability to laugh at yourself is a bad thing

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No.  I don't think there's anything wrong with having a different orientation, but I don't feel like I'd be me anymore if something so important were to change. 

You get 1 million dollars, but you cannot leave your house without wearing a bright T-shirt that says "I'm rich; please mug or rob me!"

Banned because Spud isn't even here, so your assertion that it's Spud's fault is illogical

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I have that particularly judgmental uncle.  No thanks D:

You get 1 million dollars, but you are not allowed to buy food for the next year, and must constantly mooch food off your friends to feed yourself.

Banned for thinking all the blame needs to go to one person

Coat

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Education 

Sure, I'll just spend it in places where I don't mind being judged.

You get a million dollars but you can only spend it on things that start with W.

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Banned for being furious in such a fun area of the forums!