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*POKES CAPSLOCKIA*

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING HERE?

WHY IS CAPSLOCKIA HERE SO QUIET

NEEDS MORE YELLING! 

Banned for spelling and distinguishing between words is important

No!  I check the time like 5,000 times a day D:

You get $1 million, but you must make a stupid-looking face in every photo ID picture you take for the rest of your life.

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*posts*

Surely now this'll be a win though?

Banned for making puns because now my post will look not as fun in comparision

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Do I win?

If I get to chose the five minutes, then yes.  Otherwise, no.

You get a annual salary $1 million dollars, but you must remain a student for the rest of your life.

No, I am a night person, and having random nights where I have to be a werewolf instead of getting stuff done would be awful

$1 million dollars, but the weather is awful every day for the rest of your life.

Banned for trying to take cos out of the machine!  Machines need cogs to run properly!

I'm in!  And I'm going to win! 

I love hugs and cuddles!  I prefer to get them from close friends, which is great because my main group of friends from home are the type to hug each other often.  But really, a hug from anyone will make me happy.  When I go for a while without being hugged, and then someone gives me a hug, it feels amazing in a way I really can't put into words.

Hugs, or cuddles with friends, are as far as I'm willing to go though.  Other forms of physical contact like hand-holding or kissing make me uncomfortable.  

HUH, THE MAYBEPAPO IS A GOOD REPLACEMENT FOR THE QUESTION MARK.  I STILL LIKE USING REGULAR EXCLAMATION POINTS THOUGH BECAUSE THEY SOUND SHOUTY.

If it was just a floor than maybe, but I don't like cold

You get $1 million dollars, but your handwriting becomes 200% worse.

Banned for mentioning ice cream when I have no ice cream.  I want ice cream now

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*POKES CAPSLOCKIA*

Banned for ordering us around with modly power!