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No.  I currently live in a small apartment, and I value my privacy too much to open my apartment up to people I don't know.  Unless I could turn my apartment into a safe house and then use the million dollars to buy myself an alternate, better apartment?  But I suspect that's not allowed

You get a million dollars but you must immediately switch to a career chosen at random, and you cannot switch back for at least 2 years.

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HI CAPS LOCK PEOPLE

I AM HAVING A BAD DAY SO I WANTED TO YELL AND HERE I AM

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ALL HAIL THE ROYALTY OF CAPSLOCKIA

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AGREED. PART OF THE REASON I'M GLAD I WENT TO GRAD SCHOOL AFTER UNDERGRAD ISNTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO FIND A JOB SOMEWHERE.  ALL MY FRIENDS WHO DID THE JOB HUNT THING SEEM TO HAVE A LIFE CONSUMED BY JOB APPLICATIONS

BANNED FOR BEING SILENT WHEN BEING LOUD IS AN OPTION

IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE IN AN ETERNITY.  WE NEED TO REVIVE CAPSLOCKIA!

I don't know why the spoiler isn't working, I thought spoilers were possible in signatures and it looks like you're doing it right.

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Banned for calling Louis stupid

AIPHEN I HOPE THE VACATION GOES WELL!

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Banned for complaining about Tumblr whining when we aren't even on tumblr

Do I win?