Some gems from the quote book of a cyber course I went on Last Summer: (// Means new person speaking) [Also we created a bread religion so yeah]
‘If you watch Mamma Mia, you’ll be sat on the bathroom floor, rocking back and forth going ‘here we go again’’. - Bread Church Assistant 2
‘This is not what I expected Gold Cyber to be like.’ // ‘Me neither… did we selected the ‘reject’ pile by mistake?’ -Bread Church Assistant 1 // Main Staff Member
‘Not exactly what I expected to be doing, sitting in a doorway eating bread.’ - Breach Church Assistant 1
Disaster struck, so I sent you this loaf of wholemeal bread’ -Bread Pope
How big is your loaf? Oh wait. Better not make this the Catholic Bread Church.’ - Bread Pope
‘I Hovis, Which Art In Heaven, Hallowed By Thy Wholewheat… Hold on… give us this day… OUR DAILY BREAD!’ - Bread Minister
Place thy skirt on the handle and kneel. Shit. Gone catholic again.’ - Bread Church Assistant 2
‘I wish I was gay. Honestly, I do!’ - Bread Church Assistant 2
‘I have travelled for many moons to bring you a vestibule containing a quantity of gluten free hobnobs. Unfortunately, in my position as the Bread Pope, I cannot gift you such a blasphemous foodstuff, so I have had to sacrifice most of the biccies to the Bread Gods.' - Bread Pope
And on final one from the main Staff Member looking After us on the last dat
‘Thank you for this…………… experience.’